Black Caps in India
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@Bovidae said in Black Caps in India:
I see that everyone's favourite Sikh (Harbhajan) is critical of the doctored pitches India have used at home in the last few years because he didn't get to play on such spinner-friendly pitches. He really is a dickhead.
Especially when it was pointed out to him that Kolkata was actually a seaming pitch. He was a great player, but a fucking moron. The press conference was great, they quoted him & Kohli got his tail up & went "WHO SAID THAT!" & they went "Harby" & he went "oh, fine, next".
He was just about to go off then they pointed out he'd be beating up the special needs kid.
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@gollum said in Black Caps in India:
@Bovidae said in Black Caps in India:
I see that everyone's favourite Sikh (Harbhajan) is critical of the doctored pitches India have used at home in the last few years because he didn't get to play on such spinner-friendly pitches. He really is a dickhead.
Especially when it was pointed out to him that Kolkata was actually a seaming pitch. He was a great player, but a fucking moron. The press conference was great, they quoted him & Kohli got his tail up & went "WHO SAID THAT!" & they went "Harby" & he went "oh, fine, next".
He was just about to go off then they pointed out he'd be beating up the special needs kid.
Remember when he got TWO consecutive centuries against the BCs in 2010 ? I just about gave up on the fuckers there and then from memory.....
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I'm beginning to think the toss is rigged in India... at least it doesn't mean as much in the ODIs.
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Lol 48/5, I'm out.
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Increasingly looks like the only thing Mike Hesson has got right in his tenure was appointing Baz captain.
Lucky for Hesson's sake it turned out to be a big thing. Shame then that Baz had to retire..
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@Donsteppa said in Black Caps in India:
65/6. How the fuck Macca has a job is beyond me.
You think we could get away without a batting coach?
Jesus - this is a humiliation!
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@Chris-B. said in Black Caps in India:
@Donsteppa said in Black Caps in India:
65/6. How the fuck Macca has a job is beyond me.
You think we could get away without a batting coach?
Jesus - this is a humiliation!
Macca takes his coaching lead from the How to Bat Like Chris Martin DVD collection.
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Some of these thoughts are a bit late.
Get farked, fark off Luke Ronchi you useless spud. Just can't bat with any responsibility whenever the situation requires it. EVER!Hope Tom Latham can bat through for a hundy. Just needs someone to stick around. At least we don't have Tim Southee batting today... oh wait. Fark.
Man are we hopelessly out of form. Could be a long summer.
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@Donsteppa To be fair, google tells me he's been our batting coach for more than two years so he's been going alright for part of it. We seem to have been afflicted by numptyism for this match in particular.
At least we're past our lowest ever ODI total - got to get past 103 to beat our worst vs India and in India.
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@westcoastie said in Black Caps in India:
Some of these thoughts are a bit late.
Get farked, fark off Luke Ronchi you useless spud. Just can't bat with any responsibility whenever the situation requires it. EVER!Hope Tom Latham can bat through for a hundy. Just needs someone to stick around. At least we don't have Tim Southee batting today... oh wait. Fark.
Man are we hopelessly out of form. Could be a long summer.
Southee should open the batting next match at this rate...
