Olympics Thread

MN5

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The article starts off with tweets bleating about her looking hot and then theres the inevitable backlash against the body shamers . This is news in 2016 apparently.
 
I'm outraged, 
 
That she wasn't wearing this top too
 
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I thought they were referring to the other more MILFish looking one on the right who looks ready to go full Sharon Stone any second.

jegga

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I thought they were referring to the other more MILFish looking one on the right who looks ready to go full Sharon Stone any second.
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Google images tells me she's already had a wardrobe incident on a windy day.

MN5

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Google images tells me she's already had a wardrobe incident on a windy day.
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She's a million times cuter than Hayley Holt too but that may have a lot to do with the cute pommy accent I'm assuming she has over HH's rough as guts Kiwi monotone.

canefan

<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jegga" data-cid="604026" data-time="1470638271">
The article starts off with tweets bleating about her looking hot and then theres the inevitable backlash against the body shamers . This is news in 2016 apparently. 
I'm outraged, 
That she wasn't wearing this top too <img src="http://i42.tinypic.com/26448qg.jpg" alt="26448qg.jpg"></blockquote>Sorry what were you saying?...

antipodean

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yes, he's aided by being in a sport that has a shit load of medals on offer, but Michael Phelps is a fucking freak. Just won his 19th gold medal. That's nearly half as many as NZ has in total. 
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Easily the best butterfly swimmer ever. His longevity in the sport is astonishing. To be good enough to swim freestyle and win gold medals at that too makes him the best swimmer ever IMO. And that's before you acknowledge he's put in the effort to master side stroke and doggy paddle for the medley events (where near half his Olympic gold medals come from).
 
And that's really the issue: He's not the fastest across distances. He's the fastest doing slower shit.
 
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Amazing feat by Phelps, but what it really tells me is there are too many swimming distances and disciplines.
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Agreed.

mariner4life

He turned in the 4th fastest leg in the relay final this morning. 
 
He's 31 and in his 5th olympics! That's fucking incredible.

taniwharugby

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I thought they were referring to the other more MILFish looking one on the right who looks ready to go full Sharon Stone any second.
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they are?
 
this is the one on the left
 
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MN5

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He turned in the 4th fastest leg in the relay final this morning. 
 
He's 31 and in his 5th olympics! That's fucking incredible. 
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He can act too. His guest appearance on "Suits" the other night was exceptional.

antipodean

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He turned in the 4th fastest leg in the relay final this morning. 
 
He's 31 and in his 5th olympics! That's fucking incredible. 
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Are you sure? That would make him pretty fucking young for his first.
 
[edit] 15 for his first.

mariner4life

15 at his first. Came 5th in the 200m butterfly
 
freak

antipodean

The youngest male gold medalist in an individual event was Kusuo Kitamura of Japan, who won the 1500-m Freestyle swimming event in 1932 aged 14 yrs, 309 days.

mariner4life

jesus! that's astounding. not just his age, but the event as well. And endurance event won by a kid? amazing

Chris B.

Cross country at the 1924 Olympics
 
 
In the <a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Athletics_at_the_1924_Summer_Olympics_–_Men's_individual_cross_country' title="Athletics at the 1924 Summer Olympics â€“ Men's individual cross country">cross country</a> events, the heat of 45 Â°C (113 Â°F),<a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paavo_Nurmi#cite_note-20'>[20]</a> caused all but 15 of the 38 competitors to abandon the race.<a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paavo_Nurmi#cite_note-Urheilumuseo_1924-16'>[16]</a> Eight finishers were taken away on stretchers.<a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paavo_Nurmi#cite_note-Urheilumuseo_1924-16'>[16]</a> One athlete began to run in tiny circles after reaching the stadium, until setting off into the stands and knocking himself unconscious.<a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paavo_Nurmi#cite_note-The_Guardian-21'>[21]</a> Early leader Wide was among those who blacked out along the course, and was incorrectly reported to have died at the hospital.<a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paavo_Nurmi#cite_note-FOOTNOTERaevuori1997177.E2.80.93178-22'>[22]</a><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paavo_Nurmi#cite_note-FOOTNOTELovesey1968111-23'>[23]</a> Nurmi exhibited only slight signs of exhaustion after beating Ritola to the win by nearly a minute and a half.<a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paavo_Nurmi#cite_note-Urheilumuseo_1924-16'>[16]</a> As Finland looked to have lost the team medal, the disoriented Liimatainen staggered into the stadium, but was barely moving forward.<a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paavo_Nurmi#cite_note-FOOTNOTERaevuori1997179-24'>[24]</a> An athlete ahead of him fainted 50 metres from the finish, and Liimatainen stopped and tried to find his way off the track, thinking he had reached the finish line.<a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paavo_Nurmi#cite_note-FOOTNOTERaevuori1997179-24'>[24]</a> After having ignored shouts and kept the spectators in suspense for a while, he turned into the right direction, realised his situation and reached the finish in 12th place and secured team gold.<a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paavo_Nurmi#cite_note-Urheilumuseo_1924-16'>[16]</a><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paavo_Nurmi#cite_note-FOOTNOTERaevuori1997179-24'>[24]</a> Those present at the stadium were shocked by what they had witnessed, and Olympic officials decided to ban cross country running from future Games.<a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paavo_Nurmi#cite_note-FOOTNOTELovesey1968112-25'>[25]</a>

Bovidae

It hasn't taken long for the subtle accusations of cheating to be pointed at Katinka Hosszu who smashed the 400m IM WR. Hungary do have some pedigree in the pool.

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Stargazer

Now this is a story! 

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Tennis star Juan Martin del Potro shrugs off lift drama to beat Novak Djokovic in Rio 
 Last updated 19:46, August 8 2016 
 When you're scheduled to face off against the best tennis player in the world at the Olympic Games, it's safe to say you would want as much time to prepare as possible. 
 However Argentinian Juan Martin del Potro saw his preparation time cut by 40 minutes, when he was stuck in an elevator. 
 He was eventually freed by the Argentinian handball team, nicknamed The Gladiators - and went on to beat Novak Djokovic 7-6 (4), 7-6 (2) in the biggest upset in the tennis tournament so far. 
 It was a raucous atmosphere in the last match of the night on centre court, where Argentine fans chanted for del Potro and Brazilians tried to drown out their rivals with cheers for Djokovic. 
 Del Potro - the former world number four - left his room in the athlete's village to prepare for his first round match when the power cut out brought the elevator to a halt on Monday Morning (NZT). 
 With no mobile phone signal, del Potro yelled for help and his cries were eventually heard by the members of the Argentinian handball team, nicknamed The Gladiators. 
 <img src="http://www.stuff.co.nz/content/dam/images/1/d/d/d/5/l/image.related.StuffLandscapeSixteenByNine.620x349.1ddbhw.png/1470642374537.jpg" alt="1470642374537.jpg"> 
Juan Martin del Potro's spent 40 minutes stuck in a lift before the match.

 It was believed the handball players forced the lift door open and helped the trapped tennis star out. 
 Del Potro's agent Jorge Viale tweeted an image of the tennis star's start to the day and later tweeted that The Gladiators had rescued him. 
 The Argentinian's misfortune is the latest in a slew of mishaps in the athlete's village. 
 Last week, Australian basketball player Andrew Bogut tweeted pictures of himself building his own shower curtain out of a sheet and hooks, to avoid getting water all over his suite's bathroom. 
 The following day, the Chinese basketball team complained of unfinished features, including toilet seats needing to be taped down and a bed frame with loose screws. 
 Australian tennis star Sam Stosur also grumbled that her shower was 'stone cold every time' she tried to use it, while plumbing problems plagued Japanese table tennis star Ai Fukuhara when she was forced to fix her own toilet. 
 Djokovic was not the only big tennis name to crash out. Although Serena Williams won her first round singles match, she and sister Venus were beaten 6-3, 6-4 by the Czech Republic's Lucie Safarova and Barbora Strycova in the doubles. Venus, battling illness, had earlier lost her first round singles match. 
 Djokovic's exit leaves Andy Murray, who won his first round match 6-3, 6-2 against Serbia's Viktor Troicki, as the men's favourite. Rafael Nadal also won his first round match. 
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Mokey

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Did I read correctly that the lady who won kept her trap shut for an incredible twelve seconds?
 
Unbeatable!!!
 
I have my hat, coat and running shoes already on! :)
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Won't save you.

canefan

I'm watching the women's trap at the moment. Riveting stuff, the final was anyone's, and throw in a few misfires from the clay bird machines too. A shame Rooney couldn't go one better but still a magnificent achievement

booboo

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I thought they were referring to the other more MILFish looking one on the right who looks ready to go full Sharon Stone any second.</blockquote>
 
Err yeah

Stargazer

Not a good idea to merge the Olympic Sevens thread with the general Olympic Thread. #justsaying

Stargazer

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Reportedly "OK". Was conscious going into the ambo.
 
That was a nasty crash. She was just rag-dolled upside down on the kerb. I thought her back landed hard on the edge as well.
 
NZ men's hockey just scored a spectacular equaliser against the poms if you aren't watching the game I suggest you look it up.
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Just reading that the Dutch girl has a severe concussion and 3 small fractures in her lumbar vertebrae. She has to stay in intensive care for another 24 hours, but she's conscious and able to talk. She has apparently already tweeted that she'll be okay and that she's most of all very disappointed because she was so close to winning gold. Glad to read that, because that crash looked awful.

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