Ashes 2023

MN5

I know Head has been excellent but I’m surprised to see him this high.

NTA

Lyon on after 9 overs

NTA

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NTA

Is "randomly charge at the bowler" part of BAZBALL?

NTA

Nasser Hussain blowing jizz after every shot is irritating

MajorRage

Cracking first hour. England going along at a great rate & Aussie having a few chances but only taking one of them.

Beautiful day in blighty today, picture perfect for opening day of the Ashes.

KiwiMurph

@MajorRage Meh it's an absolute road. Pretty average viewing.

NTA

@MajorRage said in Ashes 2023:

Aussie having a few chances but only taking one of them.

Besides the ball that died in front of second slip and an almost-impossible caught behind, hardly

NTA

You'd like a bit for the bowlers in the first hour but there's been zero.

NTA

Righto. Chin music time. Can't run without your head and all that

KiwiMurph

Dodgy Indian pitches are a million times more entertaining than this.

MajorRage

@KiwiMurph said in Ashes 2023:

@MajorRage Meh it's an absolute road. Pretty average viewing.

Turn it off then! It's great watching for those not desperate to see the Aussies march on through the Poms.

@NTA said in Ashes 2023:

Nasser Hussain blowing jizz after every shot is irritating

I do have to agree, but coming from an Aussie, who's commentators are unhinged cheerleaders, its a bit rich!

NTA

@MajorRage said in Ashes 2023:

coming from an Aussie, who's commentators are unhinged cheerleaders, its a bit rich!

You'll be happy KP is on spurting how you Poms are on top

MajorRage

@NTA said in Ashes 2023:

@MajorRage said in Ashes 2023:

coming from an Aussie, who's commentators are unhinged cheerleaders, its a bit rich!

You'll be happy KP is on spurting how you Poms are on top

You poms?

Bit salty there.

KiwiMurph

@MajorRage said in Ashes 2023:

Turn it off then! It's great watching for those not desperate to see the Aussies march on through the Poms.

I'm desperate to see a competitive series. Tnis pitch is a joke.

NTA

Outside leg

NTA

Maybe not. Height?

NTA

@MajorRage said in Ashes 2023:

You poms?

Bit salty there.

Yep. Might be something to do with your sheer Pomminess.

NTA

Taylor and KP in commentary make me want Hussain back

MajorRage

@KiwiMurph said in Ashes 2023:

@MajorRage said in Ashes 2023:

Turn it off then! It's great watching for those not desperate to see the Aussies march on through the Poms.

I'm desperate to see a competitive series. Tnis pitch is a joke.

92/2 after 20 odd overs is an entertaining opening session.

Lets see how the test plays out before coming on strong at the pitch.

@NTA said in Ashes 2023:

@MajorRage said in Ashes 2023:

You poms?

Bit salty there.

Yep. Might be something to do with your sheer Pomminess.

Im sorry I'm not part of the Aussie cheer leading squad. You'll also note that I'm literally the only person on this thread actually happy and enjoying the cricket. If that's pomminess, well then I'll take it.

For all the whinging about the cricket, this opening hour of posting has been appalling.

The Silver Fern

Ashes 2023