Australia v South Africa

[antipodean]

Anything that whinging bitch Warner is involved in I fervently hope falls apart. So my vote is for a draw.

[Duluth]

Australia

David Warner, Usman Khawaja, Marnus Labuschagne, Steven Smith, Travis Head, Cameron Green, Alex Carey (wk), Pat Cummins (capt), Mitchell Starc, Nathan Lyon, Scott Boland

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South Africa

Dean Elgar (capt), Sarel Erwee, Rassie van der Dussen, Temba Bavuma, Khaya Zondo, Kyle Verreynne (wk), Marco Jansen, Keshav Maharaj, Kagiso Rabada, Anrich Nortje, Lungi Ngidi

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Aussie chose to field

[NTA]

Oh shit way to get out skip

[NTA]

Pressure. Another 2 gone in short order. Not sure the wicket is doing that much but it is in the head of the batsmen.

[Rapido]

Wait. It actually is green!

[Rapido]

That never 'looked' out , live. Zondo.

[booboo]

Saw about 5 mins of this:

• 2 wickets, no visible cricket pitch, and an off break from Lyon rip though the surface and beat leg slip for byes.

My bold prediction:

• game won't reach third session drinks on Day 5.

[Kruse]

What a lovely start to the Ocker innings.
Fucking lovely.

[MN5]

@Kruse said in Australia v South Africa:

What a lovely start to the Ocker innings.
Fucking lovely.

Fern favourite Warner gone for a Golden.

Of course this means one of Smith or Labuschagne will score about a million.

Australia will still destroy them emphatically. This is not a strong SA team.

( well, actually they have some fine bowlers to be fair )

[NTA]

@MN5 said in Australia v South Africa:

Fern favourite Warner gone for a Golden.

Somewhere, without even knowing why, Virgil just blew a hole in his pants...

[NTA]

@MN5 said in Australia v South Africa:

Australia will still destroy them emphatically. This is not a strong SA team.
( well, actually they have some fine bowlers to be fair )

Their bowling is stronger than their batting, and this game will be lucky to go 4 3 full days.

[MN5]

@NTA said in Australia v South Africa:

@MN5 said in Australia v South Africa:

Australia will still destroy them emphatically. This is not a strong SA team.
( well, actually they have some fine bowlers to be fair )

Their bowling is stronger than their batting, and this game will be lucky to go 4 3 full days.

I’d go so far to say absolutely world class. About as good as Australias.

Batting is night and day though.

[MN5]

@NTA said in Australia v South Africa:

@MN5 said in Australia v South Africa:

Fern favourite Warner gone for a Golden.

Somewhere, without even knowing why, Virgil just blew a hole in his pants...

He loved a good opportunity to have a dig.

Shall I message him on Fagbook and ask him to make a special appearance on this thread ?

[NTA]

@MN5 said in Australia v South Africa:

@NTA said in Australia v South Africa:

@MN5 said in Australia v South Africa:

Fern favourite Warner gone for a Golden.

Somewhere, without even knowing why, Virgil just blew a hole in his pants...

He loved a good opportunity to have a dig.

Shall I message him on Fagbook and ask him to make a special appearance on this thread ?

I'm sure he's just happy lying in a pool of his own spooge.

[MN5]

@NTA said in Australia v South Africa:

@MN5 said in Australia v South Africa:

@NTA said in Australia v South Africa:

@MN5 said in Australia v South Africa:

Fern favourite Warner gone for a Golden.

Somewhere, without even knowing why, Virgil just blew a hole in his pants...

He loved a good opportunity to have a dig.

Shall I message him on Fagbook and ask him to make a special appearance on this thread ?

I'm sure he's just happy lying in a pool of his own spooge.

I’d better visit the hawt thread to get that image out of my mind.

[NTA]

@MN5 said in Australia v South Africa:

@NTA said in Australia v South Africa:

@MN5 said in Australia v South Africa:

@NTA said in Australia v South Africa:

@MN5 said in Australia v South Africa:

Fern favourite Warner gone for a Golden.

Somewhere, without even knowing why, Virgil just blew a hole in his pants...

He loved a good opportunity to have a dig.

Shall I message him on Fagbook and ask him to make a special appearance on this thread ?

I'm sure he's just happy lying in a pool of his own spooge.

I’d better visit the hawt thread to get that image out of my mind.

I recommend the elf on a shelf.

[MN5]

@NTA said in Australia v South Africa:

@MN5 said in Australia v South Africa:

@NTA said in Australia v South Africa:

@MN5 said in Australia v South Africa:

@NTA said in Australia v South Africa:

@MN5 said in Australia v South Africa:

Fern favourite Warner gone for a Golden.

Somewhere, without even knowing why, Virgil just blew a hole in his pants...

He loved a good opportunity to have a dig.

Shall I message him on Fagbook and ask him to make a special appearance on this thread ?

I'm sure he's just happy lying in a pool of his own spooge.

I’d better visit the hawt thread to get that image out of my mind.

I recommend the elf on a shelf.

Yeah anyway, back to the cricket.

Worth mentioning how much I love the longest form of the game. I don’t have sky and I’m not even watching but by golly I love having a test on in the background ( of my screen, on cricinfo ) at this time of year.

[Duluth]

Good ball for Starc’s 300th Test wicket

[mariner4life]

Lol fuck that's unplayable

[Duluth]

@mariner4life said in Australia v South Africa:

Lol fuck that's unplayable

A better batsman would be out lbw