Guns and Strippers thread! Best ever!
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<p>This story gave me BAD ALLERGIES.</p>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/parenting/little-kids/81410011/mum-broke-down-when-she-found-out-why-her-little-girl-was-standing-on-the-toilet'>http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/parenting/little-kids/81410011/mum-broke-down-when-she-found-out-why-her-little-girl-was-standing-on-the-toilet</a></p>
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<p>And then there are the comments, which just show how fucked America is.</p>
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<p>One woman: My kids do drills and think they are fun!</p>
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Texas mum who killed two daughters before being shot by police was a gun advocate
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<div><img height="310" src="http://media.nzherald.co.nz/webcontent/image/jpg/201627/christysheats_620x310.jpg" width="620" alt="christysheats_620x310.jpg">Christy Sheats with her oldest daughter Taylor, who she shot and killed. Photo / Facebook</div>
<p>A Texas mum who shot and killed her two daughters posted a message on Facebook in March demanding the right to keep semiautomatic handguns.</p>
<p>Christy Sheats, 42, got into an argument with her two daughters on Friday afternoon local time. Police say she shot and killed Taylor Sheats, 22, and Madison Sheats, 17, before being shot by police.</p>
<p>Police arrived at the normally quiet neighbourhood in Fulshear, west of Houston, after a series of 911 calls alerted them to the dispute.</p>
<p>One of the daughters died at the scene and the other was transported to a local hospital but did not survive.</p>
<img src="http://media.nzherald.co.nz/webcontent/image/jpg/201627/madison_620x310.jpg" alt="madison_620x310.jpg">Madison and Taylor Sheats who were shot and killed by their mother after an argument. Photo / Facebook
<p>On Facebook, Fort Ben County Sheriff's Office wrote the girls' mother refused to lower her weapon when police arrived and was shot and killed by a Fulshear officer.</p>
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<p>Fort Ben Sheriff Troy Nehls posted an update on Saturday afternoon.</p>
<p>"As everyone is certainly aware, we had a terrible incident last night that involved the deaths of three people," he wrote.</p>
<p><strong>"An unimaginable tragedy that it seems we see too often."</strong></p>
<p>He thanked deputies and detectives for keeping the community safe and offered his prayers to the Sheats family.</p>
<p>The <i>Houston Chronicle</i> reported the girls' father was at home when the shooting took place. He was not injured but was taken to hospital in a distressed state.</p>
<p>"He's going through a very difficult time," Sheriff Nehls said.</p>
<p>In March, Christy wrote on Facebook: "It would be horribly tragic if my ability to protect myself or my family were to be taken away, but that's exactly what Democrats are determined to do by banning semiautomatic weapons."</p>
<p>In January, she shared a post with the following message: "I have 10 guns. Obama wants eight of my guns. How many guns do I have? That's right, I have 10 guns."</p>
<p>The neighbourhood where the shooting took place was described as a "comfortable, middle class subdivision" by the <i>Chronicle</i>.</p>
<p>Christy posted a photo of herself and her two daughters in 2015. She wrote: "Happy Daughter's Day to my two amazing, sweet, kind, beautiful, intelligent girls. I love and treasure you both more than you could ever possibly know."</p>
<p>- <a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://news.com.au'>news.com.au</a></p>
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<p>Terrible, but I'm not sure I'd call it a tragedy. In what universe does mum shoot daughters seem de rigeur? Only in the US of A. When I have an argument with CF Jnr he gets timeout or his ipad privileges taken away. Clearly I'm a bit soft....</p> -
<p>See, that's the thing. It escalates from a family spat or someone getting passed on the highway or breaking up with a boyfriend into a homicide in 0.2s.</p>
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<p>The whole 'need guns for protecting my family' line is fucking horseshit. How many of these deaths is a FUCKING INTRUDER???</p> -
<p>THAT is what better gun laws could help prevent. Idiots getting the red mist and happen to have a semi-automatic on hand.</p>
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<p>However as mentioned a few times it's not so much the gun laws, but the gun culture in the USA that needs to change. That is a very difficult proposition. It really is a clusterfuck over there. As I've said before, it's like a big game of laser force except everyone has real guns.</p> -
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<p>The Second Amendment is almost an ideology without any real boundaries at this point; a mythical thing that is not even codified.<br><br> :think:<br><br>
Actually it is codified in terms if a well-armed militia. Not "I likes me a semi auto"</p>
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<p>Bleating on about the 2nd amendment is just as stupid as trying to live your life literally to the Bible or the Koran. The document was written over 3 hundred years ago and describes how people should be able to bear arms in militias should the country be invaded. The NRA simply cling to it because it ensures they can continue to sell guns.</p>
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<p>Mrs CF suggested this was simply another form of natural selection. Slowly but surely these fucktards will kill each other off</p> -
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<p>Bleating on about the 2nd amendment is just as stupid as trying to live your life literally to the Bible or the Koran. The document was written over 3 hundred years ago and describes how people should be able to bear arms in militias should the country be invaded. The NRA simply cling to it because it ensures they can continue to sell guns.</p>
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<p><strong>Mrs CF suggested this was simply another form of natural selection. Slowly but surely these fucktards will kill each other off</strong></p>
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<p>Unfortunately they kill of others as well in most cases.</p> -
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<p>Unfortunately they kill of others as well in most cases.</p>
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<p>Yep. Unfortunately it is usually a fucktard killing an innocent (or more) before fucktard gets stopped.</p>
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<p>The NRA have so much blood on their hands it is not even mildly amusing.</p> -
<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.nytimes.com/2016/06/26/nyregion/new-jersey-boy-4-is-fatally-shot-by-his-6-year-old-brother.html?smid=tw-nytimes&smtyp=cur'>http://www.nytimes.com/2016/06/26/nyregion/new-jersey-boy-4-is-fatally-shot-by-his-6-year-old-brother.html?smid=tw-nytimes&smtyp=cur</a></p>
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<p class="" style="margin-left:75px;font-family:georgia, 'times new roman', times, serif;color:rgb(51,51,51);">A 4-year-old boy was fatally shot by his 6-year-old brother in East Orange, N.J., on Saturday, the authorities said.</p>
<p class="" style="margin-left:75px;font-family:georgia, 'times new roman', times, serif;color:rgb(51,51,51);">The older boy was playing with his mother’s gun at the family’s third-floor apartment on Norman Street when he accidentally shot his brother in the head shortly after 11 a.m., Connie Jackson, a city spokeswoman, said.</p>
<p class="" style="margin-left:75px;font-family:georgia, 'times new roman', times, serif;color:rgb(51,51,51);">The younger boy died at around 4:25 p.m. at University Hospital in Newark, Stacie Newton, a hospital spokeswoman, said.</p>
<p class="" style="margin-left:75px;font-family:georgia, 'times new roman', times, serif;color:rgb(51,51,51);">No charges had been filed as of Saturday afternoon, but the case was being investigated by the police and the state child welfare agency, Ms. Jackson said.</p>
<p class="" style="margin-left:75px;font-family:georgia, 'times new roman', times, serif;color:rgb(51,51,51);">The authorities did not release any of the family members’ names. “This is a terribly unfortunate incident,†said Mayor Lester E. Taylor III of East Orange, adding of the boy: “Our thoughts are with him and his family.â€</p>
<p class="" style="margin-left:75px;font-family:georgia, 'times new roman', times, serif;color:rgb(51,51,51);">Ms. Jackson said she did not know whether the family had a history with the child welfare agency, the Division of Child Protection and Permanency, or whether the gun was legally owned.</p> -
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="NTA" data-cid="592284" data-time="1467007699"><p><a class="bbc_url" href="http://www.nytimes.com/2016/06/26/nyregion/new-jersey-boy-4-is-fatally-shot-by-his-6-year-old-brother.html?smid=tw-nytimes&smtyp=cur">http://www.nytimes.com/2016/06/26/nyregion/new-jersey-boy-4-is-fatally-shot-by-his-6-year-old-brother.html?smid=tw-nytimes&smtyp=cur</a><br><br><span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);"><span style="font-family:georgia;"></span></span></p><p class="bbc_indent" style="margin-left:40px;">875]A 4-year-old boy was fatally shot by his 6-year-old brother in East Orange, N.J., on Saturday, the authorities said.</p>
<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);"><span style="font-family:georgia;"></span></span><p class="bbc_indent" style="margin-left:40px;">875]The older boy was playing with his mother’s gun at the family’s third-floor apartment on Norman Street when he accidentally shot his brother in the head shortly after 11 a.m., Connie Jackson, a city spokeswoman, said.</p>
<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);"><span style="font-family:georgia;"></span></span><p class="bbc_indent" style="margin-left:40px;">875]The younger boy died at around 4:25 p.m. at University Hospital in Newark, Stacie Newton, a hospital spokeswoman, said.</p>
<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);"><span style="font-family:georgia;"></span></span><p class="bbc_indent" style="margin-left:40px;">875]No charges had been filed as of Saturday afternoon, but the case was being investigated by the police and the state child welfare agency, Ms. Jackson said.</p>
<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);"><span style="font-family:georgia;"></span></span><p class="bbc_indent" style="margin-left:40px;">875]The authorities did not release any of the family members’ names. “This is a terribly unfortunate incident,†said Mayor Lester E. Taylor III of East Orange, adding of the boy: “Our thoughts are with him and his family.â€</p>
<span style="color:rgb(51,51,51);"><span style="font-family:georgia;"></span></span><p class="bbc_indent" style="margin-left:40px;">875]Ms. Jackson said she did not know whether the family had a history with the child welfare agency, the Division of Child Protection and Permanency, or whether the gun was legally owned.</p></blockquote>And they still don't think they have a problem -
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.nytimes.com/2016/06/26/nyregion/new-jersey-boy-4-is-fatally-shot-by-his-6-year-old-brother.html?smid=tw-nytimes&smtyp=cur'>http://www.nytimes.com/2016/06/26/nyregion/new-jersey-boy-4-is-fatally-shot-by-his-6-year-old-brother.html?smid=tw-nytimes&smtyp=cur</a></p>
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<p style="margin-left:75px;font-family:georgia, 'times new roman', times, serif;color:rgb(51,51,51);">A 4-year-old boy was fatally shot by his 6-year-old brother in East Orange, N.J., on Saturday, the authorities said.</p>
<p style="margin-left:75px;font-family:georgia, 'times new roman', times, serif;color:rgb(51,51,51);">The older boy was playing with his mother’s gun at the family’s third-floor apartment on Norman Street when he accidentally shot his brother in the head shortly after 11 a.m., Connie Jackson, a city spokeswoman, said.</p>
<p style="margin-left:75px;font-family:georgia, 'times new roman', times, serif;color:rgb(51,51,51);">The younger boy died at around 4:25 p.m. at University Hospital in Newark, Stacie Newton, a hospital spokeswoman, said.</p>
<p style="margin-left:75px;font-family:georgia, 'times new roman', times, serif;color:rgb(51,51,51);">No charges had been filed as of Saturday afternoon, but the case was being investigated by the police and the state child welfare agency, Ms. Jackson said.</p>
<p style="margin-left:75px;font-family:georgia, 'times new roman', times, serif;color:rgb(51,51,51);">The authorities did not release any of the family members’ names. “This is a terribly unfortunate incident,†said Mayor Lester E. Taylor III of East Orange, adding of the boy: “Our thoughts are with him and his family.â€</p>
<p style="margin-left:75px;font-family:georgia, 'times new roman', times, serif;color:rgb(51,51,51);">Ms. Jackson said she did not know whether the family had a history with the child welfare agency, the Division of Child Protection and Permanency, or whether the gun was legally owned.</p>
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<p>Relax, its a spoof :)</p>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.snopes.com/share-the-safety-nra/'>http://www.snopes.com/share-the-safety-nra/</a></p>
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<p>Its quite comically tragic though... or tragically comic</p> -
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<p>Relax, its a spoof :)</p>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.snopes.com/share-the-safety-nra/'>http://www.snopes.com/share-the-safety-nra/</a></p>
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<p>Its quite comically tragic though... or tragically comic</p>
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<p>Phew, I feel much safer now</p> -
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Relax, its a spoof :)<br><br><a class="bbc_url" href="http://www.snopes.com/share-the-safety-nra/">http://www.snopes.com/share-the-safety-nra/</a><br><br>
Its quite comically tragic though... or tragically comic</p></blockquote>
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That was my next question