Memes/Tweets (No politics)

[JC]

@mn5 said in Memes:

Oh, you are so going to Hell for that. But you’ll get shouted lots of beers.

[Snowy]

@jc said in Memes:

Oh, you are so going to Hell for that. But you’ll get shouted lots of beers.

We all hang out here anyway. So just a fern get together - but hotter.

[Machpants]

@snowy said in Memes:

@jc said in Memes:

Oh, you are so going to Hell for that. But you’ll get shouted lots of beers.

We all hang out here anyway. So just a fern get together - but hotter.

So you are all hot Polish chicks, awesome!

[Snowy]

@machpants said in Memes:

@snowy said in Memes:

@jc said in Memes:

Oh, you are so going to Hell for that. But you’ll get shouted lots of beers.

We all hang out here anyway. So just a fern get together - but hotter.

So you are all hot Polish chicks, awesome!

It's gonna be great!

[MN5]

[gt12]

[antipodean]

@mn5 said in Memes:

Good thing they directed my attention to the words...

[MiketheSnow]

[MN5]

[MN5]

[Snowy]

@mn5 So bad that you got a sympathy unvote (up, that was upvote, really).

Your kids must hate you.

[Machpants]

Note thread title ‘memes’ not ‘dad jokes’

I reserve the right to use that to some school kids later

[dogmeat]

Wrong thread but

an historically the fucking 'h' is not silent

[MN5]

@snowy said in Memes:

@mn5 So bad that you got a sympathy unvote (up, that was upvote, really).

Your kids must hate you.

Not when I give them money/nice things that cost money.

[dogmeat]

@mn5 said in Memes:

@snowy said in Memes:

@mn5 So bad that you got a sympathy unvote (up, that was upvote, really).

Your kids must hate you.

Not when I give them money/nice things that cost money.

@mn5 Given you go on (& on) about your Scottish ancestry.

Your kids must really hate you

[Snowy]

@mn5 said in Memes:

Not when I give them money/nice things that cost money.

Jokes like that come with a hefty price I would think.

[MN5]

@dogmeat said in Memes:

@mn5 said in Memes:

@snowy said in Memes:

@mn5 So bad that you got a sympathy unvote (up, that was upvote, really).

Your kids must hate you.

Not when I give them money/nice things that cost money.

@mn5 Given you go on (& on) about your Scottish ancestry.

Your kids must really hate you

I shower them with gifts, it’s just when I’m at the pub I have a habit of getting a really important phone call and having to leave when it’s my round.

[MN5]

[Snowy]

@mn5 Redeemed yourself.

Showering your kids with gifts when you are in the pub, is a packet of chips and a coke while they are locked in the car isn't it? Of course when it is your round you can "go check on the kids".

That might all just be my upbringing of course.

[taniwharugby]

@snowy that was normal wasnt it?

We had an old Escort van, parent chucked a mattress in the back for me and my little brother to sleep on