Cricket 2021: NZ in England and WTC Final
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@mariner4life said in Cricket 2021: NZ in England and WTC Final:
i would like to start this presentation by acknowledging Tim Paine
Tim, i am going to bend over, you get on your knees, lean forward, and suck a fart directly from my ass. And then turn your head, and with that fart in your mouth, pash Mark Nicholas. And you two just share that fart between you.
All the haters, the doubters, the there-by-default, vaguaries-of-the-draw piston wristed gibbons can get on their knees and choke on a hard piece of kiwi glory
Because right now, we are the best cricketing nation on earth. We won your fucking test tournament. We had the ODI World Cup stolen off us, and oh look, in the hit and giggle stuff we are top 3 as well. You keep disrespecting us, you keep giving us 2 test "tours" at the start or end of the summer. you keep deluding yourself that India, England and Australia deserve to be somewhere we are not. None of that matters, because, as the old saying goes, runs on the board matter. And we have considerably more than you.
Meanwhile on twitter..... im sure its not related at all to this morning's event..
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@rapido said in Cricket 2021: NZ in England and WTC Final:
Hope they tag the correct Tim Paine this time.
Actually, no I don't. I don't give a fuck.
About either fucking twitter, or about being so insecure that someone else's opinion was that another team might win.
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aussies works mates claiming they didn't know the WTC was a thing
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@kiwiwomble said in Cricket 2021: NZ in England and WTC Final:
aussies works mates claiming they didn't know the WTC was a thing
For them it wasn't.
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@kiwiwomble said in Cricket 2021: NZ in England and WTC Final:
aussies works mates claiming they didn't know the WTC was a thing
Well if Aus aren't in it - it gets no coverage.
Just like America's Cup, Super Rugby Trans Ta$man Final etc etc etc
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@mn5 said in Cricket 2021: NZ in England and WTC Final:
@nepia get in there. Kiwis love a bandwagon especially when the Americas Cup is on or Lydia Ko does well at Golf.
I missed the America’s Cup bandwagon so I’ve got some credit saved for this
Now to find out the names of our players other than Kane and Roscoe 🤣
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@sparky said in Cricket 2021: NZ in England and WTC Final:
Is that a little sawdust in my eye? Martin Crowe in 2015 imaging Kane Williamson steering NZ home to win a Cricket World Cup.
The serenity of Kane Williamson
He is assured, humble and intelligent: a player opposition captains and bowlers find hard to combat
Such an on point article.
Feels like sawdust in the air here too
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@rapido said in Cricket 2021: NZ in England and WTC Final:
Hope they tag the correct Tim Paine this time.
Actually, no I don't. I don't give a fuck.
About either fucking twitter, or about being so insecure that someone else's opinion was that another team might win.
Today is a day when we can afford to be totally magnanimous.
Kane would want us to be.
On that note - shout out to @newsjunkie who I'm sure will be as gutted as we would have been if we'd lost. Commiserations!
You guys had a lot of the same adversity we had in that pink ball disaster in Perth - preparation, toss, conditions...
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@chris-b said in Cricket 2021: NZ in England and WTC Final:
@rapido said in Cricket 2021: NZ in England and WTC Final:
Hope they tag the correct Tim Paine this time.
Actually, no I don't. I don't give a fuck.
About either fucking twitter, or about being so insecure that someone else's opinion was that another team might win.
Today is a day when we can afford to be totally magnanimous.
Kane would want us to be.
On that note - shout out to @newsjunkie who I'm sure will be as gutted as we would have been if we'd lost. Commiserations!
You guys had a lot of the same adversity we had in that pink ball disaster in Perth - preparation, toss, conditions...
for our vanquished foes? Nothing but respect. Great team of really good players who have destroyed the myth that India are only good at home. We had the better prep, and made better use of conditions.
It's the 3rd parties who are copping it hardest
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@bayimports said in Cricket 2021: NZ in England and WTC Final:
wow.. what a win! This really is a milestone moment for all those involved. Champions of test cricket (in my mind real cricket). For those retiring or about to retire this would undoubtebly be right up there in terms of highlights. Really happy for them and hopefully puts to bed some demons from previous games.
Hopefully this also leads to enhanced tours in the future and opportunities to show how good this team is.
Well done!
I think Ross said this is the absolute top highlight of his career.
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@kiwimurph said in Cricket 2021: NZ in England and WTC Final:
@kiwiwomble said in Cricket 2021: NZ in England and WTC Final:
aussies works mates claiming they didn't know the WTC was a thing
Well if Aus aren't in it - it gets no coverage.
Just like America's Cup, Super Rugby Trans Ta$man Final etc etc etc
Yep, on Sunday morning I had Sky News Australia on and they covered AFL, NRL, A League, international tennis and golf but didn't mention the WTC. Fucken sad.
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@chris-b said in Cricket 2021: NZ in England and WTC Final:
@bayimports said in Cricket 2021: NZ in England and WTC Final:
wow.. what a win! This really is a milestone moment for all those involved. Champions of test cricket (in my mind real cricket). For those retiring or about to retire this would undoubtebly be right up there in terms of highlights. Really happy for them and hopefully puts to bed some demons from previous games.
Hopefully this also leads to enhanced tours in the future and opportunities to show how good this team is.
Well done!
I think Ross said this is the absolute top highlight of his career.
This should be (is in my eyes) the new pinnacle of cricket, probably hasnt sunken in for a lot of them yet. Even making the final is significant when you think of the results that we have had to ensure we got there. Even for India to make it was not easy, both teams deserved to be there. This result is a big deal, really happy for them!
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@shark said in Cricket 2021: NZ in England and WTC Final:
@kiwimurph said in Cricket 2021: NZ in England and WTC Final:
@kiwiwomble said in Cricket 2021: NZ in England and WTC Final:
aussies works mates claiming they didn't know the WTC was a thing
Well if Aus aren't in it - it gets no coverage.
Just like America's Cup, Super Rugby Trans Ta$man Final etc etc etc
Yep, on Sunday morning I had Sky News Australia on and they covered AFL, NRL, A League, international tennis and golf but didn't mention the WTC. Fucken sad.
Fucking BBC didn't cover it on the news this morning. Fucking fluffybunnies.
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@gt12 said in Cricket 2021: NZ in England and WTC Final:
@shark said in Cricket 2021: NZ in England and WTC Final:
@kiwimurph said in Cricket 2021: NZ in England and WTC Final:
@kiwiwomble said in Cricket 2021: NZ in England and WTC Final:
aussies works mates claiming they didn't know the WTC was a thing
Well if Aus aren't in it - it gets no coverage.
Just like America's Cup, Super Rugby Trans Ta$man Final etc etc etc
Yep, on Sunday morning I had Sky News Australia on and they covered AFL, NRL, A League, international tennis and golf but didn't mention the WTC. Fucken sad.
Fucking BBC didn't cover it on the news this morning. Fucking fluffybunnies.
They can all look at the scoreboard bitchez
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@bayimports I agree completely.
When we won the RWC in 1987, I can recall it was nowhere near as big of a deal as it had become by 2011!
We have become the Uruguay of test cricket!
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