Australia v India
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Australia take an early wicket and now firmly in control. Some new chump takes the crease. Anyone heard of this new bloke?
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Chump gets out. Australia can't lose.
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Starc gets away with a beamer
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The Australian top order is rampant. Racked up another massive score last night. India score 338 in a chase and lose by 50!
As an aside, i doubt there is a cricketer in the world i dislike more than Adam Zampa. How can one guy keep finding new ways to look like a whiney little beta? First the headband. Now the mullet/earring combo. And he's a vegan. What a bitch. A jockey sized, slow bowling bitch.
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@mariner4life said in Australia v India:
As an aside, i doubt there is a cricketer in the world i dislike more than Adam Zampa. How can one guy keep finding new ways to look like a whiney little beta? First the headband. Now the mullet/earring combo. And he's a vegan. What a bitch. A jockey sized, slow bowling bitch.
He's no Warnie, that's for fucking sure.
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@NTA said in Australia v India:
@mariner4life said in Australia v India:
As an aside, i doubt there is a cricketer in the world i dislike more than Adam Zampa. How can one guy keep finding new ways to look like a whiney little beta? First the headband. Now the mullet/earring combo. And he's a vegan. What a bitch. A jockey sized, slow bowling bitch.
He's no Warnie, that's for fucking sure.
i think a british tabloid expose of Zampa having a dozen pints and then going home with two scrubbers would be very very hard to believe
Adam is more likely to sip a kombucha, meditate, and then spend the evening posting on male feminist blogs
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@mariner4life said in Australia v India:
The Australian top order is rampant. Racked up another massive score last night. India score 338 in a chase and lose by 50!
As an aside, i doubt there is a cricketer in the world i dislike more than Adam Zampa. How can one guy keep finding new ways to look like a whiney little beta? First the headband. Now the mullet/earring combo. And he's a vegan. What a bitch. A jockey sized, slow bowling bitch.
I watched the Aussie innings and up to the 4th wicket of the Indians. Kohli is the first Indian captain I have liked in a long time. Fairly gracious in losing and big-noted the Aussie top order.
Steve Smith though. What a champion. I can watch him bat all day as most shots/blocks has me shaking my head at how unorthodox he is.
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@NTA said in Australia v India:
@mariner4life said in Australia v India:
As an aside, i doubt there is a cricketer in the world i dislike more than Adam Zampa. How can one guy keep finding new ways to look like a whiney little beta? First the headband. Now the mullet/earring combo. And he's a vegan. What a bitch. A jockey sized, slow bowling bitch.
He's no Warnie, that's for fucking sure.
Gets some important wickets at important times, I'll say that for him!
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@Siam said in Australia v India:
@NTA said in Australia v India:
@mariner4life said in Australia v India:
As an aside, i doubt there is a cricketer in the world i dislike more than Adam Zampa. How can one guy keep finding new ways to look like a whiney little beta? First the headband. Now the mullet/earring combo. And he's a vegan. What a bitch. A jockey sized, slow bowling bitch.
He's no Warnie, that's for fucking sure.
Gets some important wickets at important times, I'll say that for him!
last night it was because they needed 17 an over, so every shot was an attempt to clear the rope
he's a handy if not outstanding little player.
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@mariner4life said in Australia v India:
@NTA said in Australia v India:
@mariner4life said in Australia v India:
As an aside, i doubt there is a cricketer in the world i dislike more than Adam Zampa. How can one guy keep finding new ways to look like a whiney little beta? First the headband. Now the mullet/earring combo. And he's a vegan. What a bitch. A jockey sized, slow bowling bitch.
He's no Warnie, that's for fucking sure.
i think a british tabloid expose of Zampa having a dozen pints and then going home with two scrubbers would be very very hard to believe
Adam is more likely to sip a kombucha, meditate, and then spend the evening posting on male feminist blogs
The dark side is strong with this one...
Great to see young Mariner, finally cottoning on to how farken soft the youth of today are. Warms me heart.
You can pop down to the back of the bus with us curmugeons anytime you like. Your "fucken paternity leave/birth presence bullshit" might need a bit of work, but there's time and you have potential 🙂 -
@mariner4life said in Australia v India:
@Siam said in Australia v India:
@NTA said in Australia v India:
@mariner4life said in Australia v India:
As an aside, i doubt there is a cricketer in the world i dislike more than Adam Zampa. How can one guy keep finding new ways to look like a whiney little beta? First the headband. Now the mullet/earring combo. And he's a vegan. What a bitch. A jockey sized, slow bowling bitch.
He's no Warnie, that's for fucking sure.
Gets some important wickets at important times, I'll say that for him!
last night it was because they needed 17 an over, so every shot was an attempt to clear the rope
he's a handy if not outstanding little player.
Yep, game one was big though
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The batting average conversation is here:
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Good news at Manuka Oval with local brewers BentSpoke Brewing Co and Capital Brewing Co. now available at the ground.
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@antipodean said in Australia v India:
Good news at Manuka Oval with local brewers BentSpoke Brewing Co and Capital Brewing Co. now available at the ground.
that's living
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@antipodean said in Australia v India:
Good news at Manuka Oval with local brewers BentSpoke Brewing Co and Capital Brewing Co. now available at the ground.
Upvote because Craft beer
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Kohli absolutely carrying his team
I firmly believe Josh Hazlewood is the best bowler in the world right now.
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@mariner4life said in Australia v India:
Kohli absolutely carrying his team
I firmly believe Josh Hazlewood is the best bowler in the world right now.
and then 2 minutes after this Hazlewood picks up Kohli
