Fatbastarding: NTA log
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I went back playing at a (disturbingly) higher level than I ever managed before (effectively the wider squad for a effectively a national division 4 team) and as a back row. It hurts, and will hurt until you get used to it. It's not about fitness - I was doing 25km runs two times a week at that stage - it's about the explosiveness. You will see the inside of your lungs. This is entirely normal<br />
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Get some arnica gel. It's great tack, reduces bruising and eases you out. The topigels like Feldene and Oruvail are brilliant as well if you've a soft tissue injury. The two combined can reduce the stiffness and swelling to a dramatic extent. <br />
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Do not lie to Mrs. TA. If you want to tell porkies to a pregnant woman just out of the first trimester, be aware that your chances of ever having the wherewithal to complete a Littles TA front row are pre-teeee slim... <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' /> -
Well done Nick, great to hear your back into the training and ill 2nd/3rd the other posts..wouldnt pay to lie to the MrsÂ
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Let us know what games and where you are playing, maybe a few of us could pop over for a squint :whistle:<br />
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..any truths to the rumor that Knuckles is looking at adding you to his training squad... :whistle: -
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..any truths to the rumor that Knuckles is looking at adding you to his training squad... :whistle:<br />
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I'm Matt Dunning's body double <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' /> -
Short and sharp training tonight - I turned up late just as the touch footy warmup was winding down, then it was straight into ruck and maul drills from kick return. Energetic stuff. Got stepped on a few times making tackles, and copped an accidental elbow in the jaw from the Firsts' star player <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' /> All good mate <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' /><br />
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Did some touch n go work with a few blokes afterwards, who also turned up late. Think I pulled a glute - significant injury when your arse is as big as mine <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' /><br />
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Lungs feel a lot better now - cough medicine and a protein shake - together at last! -
You are double Matt Dunnings body.... <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' />
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At least I'm not a smartarse <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' /> much....
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Training tonight - did a bit of basic lineout work as a team, just running through throw, release, and then catch and pass out the backline to warm the hands up. Split up into backs and forwards for set plays. As they only had one backline the First XV ran with a couple of seconds filling the centre spots, I ran opposition for the backline set plays practice. Didn't get a whole lot of ball work in but worked on a bit of contact and trying to put the other blokes off their passes. I got to watch the moves and offer some advice to the first five on the angles his blokes were running. Believe I've got those set plays in my head OK anyway. Will be a different matter when I'm out of breath and looking at a couple of huge Samoans I'm sure <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' /><br />
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Stayed back after everyone had gone, did some touch n go work to get up a bit of puff, then kick and chase practice. Also box kicks, touch finders, up n unders, a couple of dropgoals and drop restarts, and a couple of lineout throws just to remind myself that I can't hit a goalpost from 5 metres <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' /><br />
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The best news is I've convinced Mrs TA that I'm good for the next home game (Saturday week). She was "ok" with it, provided I wasn't playing in the forwards, especially not the front row :whistle: -
What position are you going to play? I'm a slow wing, but surely 115kg halfback is taking the piss? <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' />
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I'm still of the opinion that its some kind of candid camera setup. :nta<br />
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BUT it seems there are only two guys with decent halfback experience at the club, for two teams. I have fuck all experience playing halfback, and my left-to-right pass is shit so I'll have to Joost my way through if it happens <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' /> I'm prepared to work on it, and am already feeling a damn sight fitter, so maybe I'll be a 110kg halfback :whistle: 4th backrower and all that - Justin Marshall with pie boost anyone??? <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' /><br />
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As it is, any two-team club has an unsettled 2nd grade lineup depending on who turns up. In 4 weeks they've tried 2 different halfbacks and 3 different flyhalves. I've been looking at where I'd come off the bench, having already excluded centre and wing:<br />
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Fullback: Could be done - my kicking is still good, if a little rusty. Some of those set moves required a heap of wheels tho :nta<br />
Second Five: Starting spot seems settled, but opportunity for crashball in the second half is there. Nathan Grey style, but without psychotic intent <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' /><br />
First Five: Possible. Kicking ability won't come into play that much because it appears to be ball-in-hand or else. I'd also have to run those plays a few times at training.<br />
Halfback: As above.<br />
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I've also considered blindside or 8 in a pinch. Openside might be above my lung capacity at this stage - though we're really playing two breakaways... -
So, fat, unfit, shite ball-handling and 115kgs. <br />
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Did someone say, "Second-row?"Â<br />
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[quote name='Kirwan']<br />
What position are you going to play? I'm a [i][b]the[/b][/i]slow wing, but surely 115kg halfback is taking the piss? <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' /><br />
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Fixed it. Mind you, I still look forward to you making your England debut in Bloem this June... :whistle: -
[quote name='Thomond78']<br />
So, fat, unfit, shite ball-handling and 115kgs. <br />
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Did someone say, "Second-row?"Â[/quote]<br />
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<img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' /> Fuck! Go easy Oirish - no-one wants to be associated with that lot. Fortunately I'm not tall enough for the gig <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' /> <br />
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Kirwan might have a point about wing though - if I play right wing then my poor pass distance of 5m doesn't come into play :nta -
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[quote name='Thomond78']<br />
So, fat, unfit, shite ball-handling and 115kgs. <br />
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Did someone say, "Second-row?"Â[/quote]<br />
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<img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' /> Fuck! Go easy Oirish - no-one wants to be associated with that lot. Fortunately I'm not tall enough for the gig <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' /> <br />
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Kirwan might have a point about wing though - if I play right wing then my poor pass distance of 5m doesn't come into play :nta<br />
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might be expected to run fast and score tries tho <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' /> -
[quote name='Thomond78']<br />
Nick, you're over 1m 83, you can't pass, and you're fat.<br />
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From S14 stats, you've got donkey written all over you.. :twisted:<br />
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Now, say goodbye to your ears and push like you're told! :knubble:<br />
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Sorry Nick but thats Post of the Week in my mind -
[quote name='Thomond78']<br />
you're over 1m 83, you can't pass, and you're fat.[/quote]<br />
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Wrong on two counts - I [i]can[/i] pass, but compared to the beauteous release of my right-left passing action, t'other is an ugly duckling with one leg. I'm also just under 183cm <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' /> -
So, you're a short donkey.<br />
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But take it from someone who had to quit for 6 years to get out of the front five; once in, never out, so get out there and do that PR work for Shrek 3. <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' />
