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@canefan said in Coronavirus - Overall/Rest of the World:
My sister in law has turned her underground garage into a food bunker. So I know who to ram raid if we run out
Sell the address on eBay and use the money to buy toilet paper.
It's called money laundering,
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Coronavirus - Overall/Rest of the World:
@canefan said in Coronavirus - Overall/Rest of the World:
My sister in law has turned her underground garage into a food bunker. So I know who to ram raid if we run out
Sell the address on eBay and use the money to buy toilet paper.
It's called money laundering,
We can't lose our sense of humour
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@Hooroo said in Coronavirus - Overall/Rest of the World:
Question for others, do you know if your local supermarket has a low sensory hour (or two) where they dim lights, turn off music, turn down the scanning beep etc?
Depends if the bastards breaking in to steal the toilet paper cut the power, I guess.
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@R-L said in Coronavirus - Overall/Rest of the World:
@Mokey said in Coronavirus - Overall/Rest of the World:
I have to go to town today to do a bunch of errands, and honestly if I witness fuckery they'll be sorry cos I'm in a chronic pain cycle and grumpy as hell. Fangs and claws poised to unleash.*
*please have your bail donations at the ready.
They won't want to lock you up, too risky. Go wild.
Heard a prison officer tested positive yesterday in the UK, can you imagine it spreading around a prison!Least they would be contained!
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@R-L said in Coronavirus - Overall/Rest of the World:
I've heard rumours supermarkets are letting OAPs do their shopping first at like 9-10am??
They are doing it in Padstow. Some of the big chains like Tesco are working to give home delivery priority to older, self-isolating, people.
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@canefan said in Coronavirus - Overall/Rest of the World:
@Mokey said in Coronavirus - Overall/Rest of the World:
I have to go to town today to do a bunch of errands, and honestly if I witness fuckery they'll be sorry cos I'm in a chronic pain cycle and grumpy as hell. Fangs and claws poised to unleash.*
*please have your bail donations at the ready.
Best stay at home and surf porn, you know it makes sense
The only problem is, if there is a lockdown, how to surf porn with wife and kids around.....?
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@canefan said in Coronavirus - Overall/Rest of the World:
The only problem is, if there is a lockdown, how to surf porn with wife and kids around.....?
You poor sod.
I have a whole barn to myself.
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Coronavirus - Overall/Rest of the World:
@canefan said in Coronavirus - Overall/Rest of the World:
The only problem is, if there is a lockdown, how to surf porn with wife and kids around.....?
You poor sod.
I have a whole barn to myself.
Even in these dark times, we have first world problems
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@No-Quarter said in Coronavirus - Overall/Rest of the World:
Megxit
And a jolly entertaining thread it was, following the saga of Needy and Greedy, the freeloading Lady Macbeth of Hollywood Boulevarde who now has a firm grip on part of the Crown Jewels.
I look forward to the even more amusing sequel in a few short years, "Smee again" when the grinning parasite fronts up to cash in on her prenuptial insurance policy and
continuing cash flowchild support entitlements, reducing Harry to a shuffling, incoherent hobo pushing his shopping trolley full of cardboard boxes and rags about Trafalgar Square, or the urban toilet of Los Angeles CBD. Fabulous stuff! :face_savouring_delicious_food: -
@voodoo said in Coronavirus - Overall/Rest of the World:
Word is that Oz going into lockdown as of Thursday, only essential businesses allowed to be open...
I can almost verify this now. Heard 2nd hand from trusted source whose own trusted source shouldn't be talking but is high up internationally. Didn't give exact date but imminent.
I better see my barber today I reckon.
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@MajorRage said in Coronavirus - Overall/Rest of the World:
Well that seals it. I’m now officiallly miffed.
IR35 has been canned.
That 30 % pay cut was worth it. Although job security prob not such a bad thing at the moment.
IR35?
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@Rembrandt said in Coronavirus - Overall/Rest of the World:
@voodoo said in Coronavirus - Overall/Rest of the World:
Word is that Oz going into lockdown as of Thursday, only essential businesses allowed to be open...
I can almost verify this now. Heard 2nd hand from trusted source whose own trusted source shouldn't be talking but is high up internationally. Didn't give exact date but imminent.
I better see my barber today I reckon.
And now a 3rd source in Oz gov. If ye ain't ready yet, maybe head out for a quick cup of coffee.
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@Rembrandt said in Coronavirus - Overall/Rest of the World:
@voodoo said in Coronavirus - Overall/Rest of the World:
Word is that Oz going into lockdown as of Thursday, only essential businesses allowed to be open...
I can almost verify this now. Heard 2nd hand from trusted source whose own trusted source shouldn't be talking but is high up internationally. Didn't give exact date but imminent.
I better see my barber today I reckon.
That effete pasty looking Rudd sheila is at again!!
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@Nepia said in Coronavirus - Overall/Rest of the World:
So I just missed out on TP at the Supermarket this morning ... I have a pack at home but would like to get another just in case one!
Got a bunch of cans of soup etc just in case and they had frozen veggies back so got a couple of 1kg bags.
That's really shit!
Excuse the pun.
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@Nepia said in Coronavirus - Overall/Rest of the World:
So I just missed out on TP at the Supermarket this morning ... I have a pack at home but would like to get another just in case one!
Got a bunch of cans of soup etc just in case and they had frozen veggies back so got a couple of 1kg bags.
Not sure how the cans of soup and frozen veges are going to make up for the lack of toilet paper..
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No sports, horse racing without crowds, okay. But WWE is surreal right now. Stone Cold made his return last night in front of an empty arena. The corporate clip here omits the ring entrance, which was pretty funny, but there’s still some gold.
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