The Barnya Half-Marathon Challenge (on again)
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Hmmm, I'm in Dunedin tomorrow night. I might send a cruel text to Barnyard telling him there's free beer all night if he joins me.
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Good luck Barnya, you make us proud now you hear!?
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[quote name='Barnsey']<br />
I would like to verify that Barnya has got three sneaky pashes from<br />
various women over the last three weeks, two of them [b]back to back[/b]<br />
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Siamese twins only count as one pash! -
I didn't make it. <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' /><br />
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I apologise to everyone I have let down, you guys have been absolutely fantastic and believe you me I am far more disappointed in myself than you are. But my head is in a bad space at the moment - work commitments and relationship fuck ups and family illness and all the usual shit - and I just wasn't mentally or physically prepared. I do however believe the training and hard work I put in has been of benefit going forward, to coin a phrase.<br />
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Feel free to further bring me down by posting insults and abuse but I won't be reading TSF until I hand in my thesis next month.<br />
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Nevertheless the fatbusting is ongoing. Thank you and God bless. Over and out. -
Barn, needless to say I'm disappointed in your inability to front up.<br />
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However I am exceptionally proud of your commonsense in the face of other commitments.<br />
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You tried and you failed. The lesson is: never try <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' /> -
[quote name='Barnya']<br />
I didn't make it. <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' /><br />
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I apologise to everyone I have let down, you guys have been absolutely fantastic and believe you me I am far more disappointed in myself than you are. But my head is in a bad space at the moment - work commitments and relationship fuck ups and family illness and all the usual shit - and I just wasn't mentally or physically prepared. I do however believe the training and hard work I put in has been of benefit going forward, to coin a phrase.<br />
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Feel free to further bring me down by posting insults and abuse but I won't be reading TSF until I hand in my thesis next month.<br />
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Nevertheless the fatbusting is ongoing. Thank you and God bless. Over and out.<br />
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sorry to hear it fella, lets face it, its not the end of the world. Fair play for fronting up, personally, I'd have lied my arse off to the board, 99% of whom I've never met and would never have any idea whatsoever... -
Poof. <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' />
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[quote name='Dodge']<br />
sorry to hear it fella, lets face it, its not the end of the world. Fair play for fronting up, personally, I'd have lied my arse off to the board, 99% of whom I've never met and would never have any idea whatsoever...<br />
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Barnsey would have fucked that plan right up <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' /> -
[quote name='BartMan']<br />
AND i ROWED A FUCKING (EXCUSE CAPS LOCK, and again) in honour of you running this Barnya. ya Jackass.  :knubble:<br />
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Sounds kinky. -
Yes, well done for fronting on the board and not making me answer awkward questions Barnya...<br />
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However, it must be said that in your grasp for glory you have encountered what top sportsmen<br />
often have to deal with. Your admittal to several pashes and spooning incidents have obviously<br />
blurred your vision of your original goal. I have no doubt that you are now in some of the best<br />
physical shape of your life, and this would have been a massive learning curve.<br />
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But remember, keep you eye on the prize in future and not the minxy librarian... -
The minxy librarian IS the prize in my book. Watch out though - the quiet ones are always a bit disturbing :nta<br />
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Marks if you score her Barn.<br />
Bonus 10 if you score her in the library<br />
Bonus 20 if you do it while she shouts out the Dewey system -
You call yourself a film student?<br />
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We had everything here: <br />
<br />- the loveable central character, nice but dim.<br />
- the love interest, mysterious and distant.<br />
- the quest!<br />
- the twist in the middle, central character is about to give up but then his loyal sidekicks turn things around and put him back in the saddle, sort of speak.<br />
- the showdown<br />
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...all we needed at this point, to make this the perfect Hollywood rom-com, was the happy ending and you fucked it up! How can you fuck up a happy ending?! You can't fuck up a happy ending!
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surely you worked out from the pulling story that Barnsey is Barnya posting from another computer? <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' />
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[quote name='Dodge']<br />
surely you worked out from the pulling story that Barnsey is Barnya posting from another computer? <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' /><br />
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Lies...
