Auckland v Tasman

[Gumboot]

Great stuff, Auckland. Their kick and chase really opened up Ta$man in the second quarter. Tuipulotu looking good.

[African Monkey]

@tim He's been a good signing. When we first signed him I was thinking something along the lines of that awful Aussie prop Jono Owen that we signed a few years back but Abel is very good at this level.

[nzzp]

Fark, I love seeing Graham Henry in teh corner of a changing room looking grumpy as. Warms the cockles of my heart ... he's a genuine champion. Stoked to have him on board.

[Bovidae]

The box kick receptions from both teams have been comical. Nanai and Alaimalo seem to be wanting to bodycheck eachother in the air and aren't interested in catching the ball.

[nzzp]

Auckland kicking has been pretty good tonight

[Stargazer]

Every team has that one game in which things just don't click. Ta$man seems to have that game tonight.

[African Monkey]

Shane Christie looks like a woman.

[Stargazer]

@african-monkey Hmmm, no.

[African Monkey]

@stargazer Sorry.

[Stargazer]

@african-monkey For what?

[Stargazer]

Great game, Patty T. Well done, man.

[Nepia]

Did I mishear or did Sumo just call a province a club? I'm going to go ballistic if they try and start calling provinces club. My war against Tongan-Frizell will seem like a Phony War in comparison.

[Tim]

Huge tackle from Ioane.

[Nepia]

Now Sumo has a go at Akira when his lunch mate Crockett first stood on his own player by accident and then had another go at Akira. Bahahaha.

[Tim]

@nepia said in Auckland v Ta$man:

Sumo

He such a fucking piston wristed gibbon with the matey-matey fanboy shit. Can't stand the fat idiot.

[Tim]

Great D. Keep trying to be cool by referring to meth smoking ("glass bbq") during rugby commentary you try-hard idiot.

[African Monkey]

@tim Yes he is very annoying. He wanks on about everyone.

[Tim]

@african-monkey He is Philip Seymour Hoffman's character from Boogie Nights.

[African Monkey]

I must say I'm very impressed by Plummer on defence. Plenty of traffic comes his way but he stands up every time.

[Nepia]

Akira has been awesome in the last 5 minutes on D. Does that count as off the ball stuff (edit: as a work on, not scrapping )?