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@mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@MN5 heres some fap fodder for you
Is lesbytarian a word for someone that neither sex wants to copulate with?
I misread that as corpulent.
I am assuming that this is a picture of the kids' dad.
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No mention of bacon, but whiskey and cigars are the secrets to a long life. I bet this man could tell some stories.
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@virgil said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Where to begin on this one, @jegga some thoughts?
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=12031524
She’s 16, driving alone, speeding, no id, already has chest tattoos
Yet the police have to apologise?If the cops knew she had a birthmark that pretty creepy . If they knew.
She sounds like a prime candidate for joining the “ partner severely beat toddler because it wouldn’t stop crying while he was playing Xbox/PlayStation “ club . Feral is as Feral does.
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If this was the first name my family gave me I’d run away from them too .
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=12029445
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@virgil said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
already has chest tattoos
It is probably her name, like a certain homophobic rugby player. Would stop her forgetting it and the police would have been correct that it would help identify her.
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@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
She sounds like a prime candidate for joining the “ partner severely beat toddler because it wouldn’t stop crying while he was playing Xbox/PlayStation “ club . Feral is as Feral does.
dude...
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@tim said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@snowy said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
It is probably her name
Well at least it's not as bad as the old "only god can judge me" tattoo.
No, tattoo endgame is those who get Chinese characters thinking they say love or peace or harmony or whatever, when actually they say turnip. Etc.
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@taniwharugby I think tats are cool, and love the ones with a story or close connection to family history etc. I have zero time for pretentious twats with zero understanding of other cultures who get Maori or PI designs, Chinese characters etc and would high five every time a Chinese artist who inscribed fuckface instead of peace on some idiot teen's wrist.
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@taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@mokey so long as you think it says 'love or peace' or whatever meaning to you, surely that's all that matters...afterall tats are for you, not others aren't they?
All good if you post a pic of your Chinese tat I'll get my Chinese mate to translate it for you.
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@no-quarter haha, I don't have a Chinese one...
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@taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@no-quarter haha, I don't have a Chinese one...
Haha, I agree with you on tats though. Some are pretty cringe-worthy but I don't know why they seem to annoy people so much. It's like getting pissed off about the way someone dresses - who gives a shit?
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@mokey said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@taniwharugby I think tats are cool, and love the ones with a story or close connection to family history etc. I have zero time for pretentious twats with zero understanding of other cultures who get Maori or PI designs, Chinese characters etc and would high five every time a Chinese artist who inscribed fuckface instead of peace on some idiot teen's wrist.
I always loved this story
A British teenager who thought he had "Love, Honour and Obey" tattooed on his upper arm in Mandarin received an unpleasant surprise when a waitress in a Chinese restaurant started laughing at him, London's Metro newspaper reported today.
Hairdresser Lee Becks, 18, paid STG90 ($A230) for the tattoo on his right upper arm and was thoroughly pleased with the result - until he found out it actually read: "At the end of the day, this is an ugly boy."
He realised something was wrong when the waitress started giggling and saying he was obviously trying to make people laugh.
Becks pressed her to explain and discovered the ugly truth.
A return visit to the tattoo parlour in Southend proved fruitless, as it had closed down. "I suspect the tattooist knew he was closing and just wanted to get his own back for some reason," Becks told Metro, a freesheet distributed on the London transport network.
Becks keeps the tattoo covered, but at a recent night out he showed it off to friends. A group of Chinese girls came over and burst out laughing.He now plans to spend STG600 ($A1,535) to have the tattoo removed.