Winter Olympics
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@rancid-schnitzel said in Winter Olympics:
Bloody hell. A Russian has been caught for doping. His sport?
Curling
Wtf did he need peds for?
Staying awake?
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Been watching loads of curling - love it, keen to give it a crack! The tactics seem very different to most sports.
I assure you M4L ,the commentators here aren't much better, very very pro GB, but hey, thats where I live, so not sure why I would expect anything else ...
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Canadian Marc Kennedy can see how curlers, especially those who specialize in mixed doubles, would benefit greatly from PEDs.
“Actually in mixed doubles, with the amount of sweeping you do, and to be able to have that quick recovery to be able to sweep again and again and again, it could definitely benefit you,” Kennedy said.That sounds to me like a guy trying to make his own hobby seem more like a real sport.
Although I do enjoy watching it, and would quite like to give it a go... seems similar to bowls, croquet, darts, pool - great games for having a few drinks and a bit of banter. -
@kruse said in Winter Olympics:
Canadian Marc Kennedy can see how curlers, especially those who specialize in mixed doubles, would benefit greatly from PEDs.
“Actually in mixed doubles, with the amount of sweeping you do, and to be able to have that quick recovery to be able to sweep again and again and again, it could definitely benefit you,” Kennedy said.That sounds to me like a guy trying to make his own hobby seem more like a real sport.
Although I do enjoy watching it, and would quite like to give it a go... seems similar to bowls, croquet, darts, pool - great games for having a few drinks and a bit of banter.Not sure barefoot curling would take off...
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One of the best stories so far has to be Ester Ledecka. She is a Czech snowboarder who shocked everyone to win the Super G. The original story was that she competed on borrowed skies but that might not be entirely accurate. And then she rocks on up to the press conference wearing her googles as she wasn't expecting to win (no shit!) so didn't have any makeup on.
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@bovidae said in Winter Olympics:
One of the best stories so far has to be Ester Ledecka. She is a Czech snowboarder who shocked everyone to win the Super G. The original story was that she competed on borrowed skies but that might not be entirely accurate. And then she rocks on up to the press conference wearing her googles as she wasn't expecting to win (no shit!) so didn't have any makeup on.
I saw that run. She couldn't believe it and the oft-injured defending champ took the gut punch about as well as you could. Side note, how many of those super G women were hawt? That was a pretty tasty podium there
Wouldn't be amazing if she won her specialist even too?
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@rocky-rockbottom best sport at the games, if only for the carnage value, and the possibility of another Bradbury.
See the Korean bloke who fell and then tried to trip the guy next to him? filthy fucker.
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@rocky-rockbottom if I was the one in red getting the big elbow to the chest, I'd take her down too.
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Women 3000m relay skating. Dutch win the B final in world record time, and because 2 teams get disqualified in the A final, they get bronze.
How weird that the team that sets a world record time get third place?
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@rocky-rockbottom said in Winter Olympics:
may as well make it no holds barred. go the roller derby route, you'd soon see them giving each other a wide berth then...
or have it on brutally angled downhill track and the gold goes to whoever finishes in last place. bring in a bit of that cagey pursuit cycling style. on ice. downhill. they'll be bluntening their skates for this fucker. and biff in a few judder bars here and there.
Roller derby on ice. Now there's a future Olympic sport!
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@rocky-rockbottom said in Winter Olympics:
this pom ice racer chick, 3 time world champ. who's now crashed and burned in 6 straight Olympic races spanning 2 olympics can fuck right off. Bad luck my arse. She has shit starts then just tries to barge her fucken way to the front right THROUGH whatever slag is in her road, sending the poor foreigners arse over kite in the process, no fucks given,
"oops, dont mind me, just going to elbow and/or barge you right the fuck out of the way here, in a bit of a hurry you see, to get to the front to collect the Olympic gold I'm owed GAHHHHH NOT AGAIN WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO MEEEEEEEE."
go fuck yourself, you're the Hillary Clinton of ice skating. 4 more years!
The whole saga has been hilarious to watch in the U.K. from the perspective of watching the TV presenters crash and burn as well.
They hyped her up big time, set her up as the likely golden girl of the games. Whenever disaster came the story changed a little. First crash out wasn't her fault (even though she was penalised), second one also wasn't her fault until they went quiet on the replay then talked about her potential injury instead. Third time she was the hero, fighting pain to secure a spot in the final, yet she was double penalised, yellow carded and disqualified.Agree that her style is way too aggressive and she places her fate in the hands of the refs and fellow competitors.
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Stitch up!
Somehow...