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People abusing Parking Wardens ? No way ?
Judging by the mad butcher fiasco I think its safe to say that half the team will be up on rape charges by the middle of next week.
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@dogmeat said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@MN5 you'd think with all their other negative publicity last year though that they would have had a bit more nous
Well with the media ready to pounce at any moment I'd say most of them have been advised to not even fart in public.
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It doesn't matter what you do for a living, how much you are in the public eye, whether you are straight, gay, fluid (?), black, white, brown, pink, male, female, handicapped or even from outer space.
Everybody should have the basic human right to abuse parking wardens.
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@MajorRage said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
It doesn't matter what you do for a living, how much you are in the public eye, whether you are straight, gay, fluid (?), black, white, brown, pink, male, female, handicapped or even from outer space.
Everybody should have the basic human right to abuse parking wardens.
A mere 'like' is inadequate for a post this awesome.
Parking Wardens are told to expect abuse on a daily basis. Not coincidentally many of them are extremely large island blokes.
Shit I hope SJWs don't get offended on their behalf that I pointed that out.
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Oh god. I see the 'news' is creaming its panties over McCaws wedding this weekend.
They have possibly blown their load early though as it may be difficult to top this line in the Herald..."Across the grove of olives, from which the venue draws its name, a group of young women - some with blonde hair - sat in the sun."
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@Crucial said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Oh god. I see the 'news' is creaming its panties over McCaws wedding this weekend.
They have possibly blown their load early though as it may be difficult to top this line in the Herald..."Across the grove of olives, from which the venue draws its name, a group of young women - some with blonde hair - sat in the sun."
That is some beautiful prose .....
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@Crucial said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Oh god. I see the 'news' is creaming its panties over McCaws wedding this weekend.
They have possibly blown their load early though as it may be difficult to top this line in the Herald..."Across the grove of olives, from which the venue draws its name, a group of young women - some with blonde hair - sat in the sun."
And look at the herald getting owned on twitter for it
My favourite so far
Keith Miller @keith_miller_nz 17h17 hours ago
@nzherald Well you guys should know - you've been shamelessly stalking the poor bastards for weeks -
@Kruse said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@MN5
I got a parking ticket in Hamilton once. I think it was $10...
I felt cheated. You can't even raise the energy to abuse a warden for $10.I got a ticket in W(h)anganui - I believe that is the correct spelling these days - $12. It would have cost me more for the pay and display. Almost shook the wardens hand, but on principle alone I complained / abused, just seemed the right thing to do.
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When I lived in Sydney the parking fees were extortionate and I pulled into to do a job one morning and another pulled up behind me and saw me about to put some money in the meter, he told me not to bother and got a bunch of different sized washers and a hammer and bashed a washer into every coin slot so it was unable to be used . Judging by the fact he had a pre written note in his glove box explaining why he couldn't pay for parking that he put on his dash for the warden to see I'd say this was a pretty regular thing for him.
God bless that man.
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A new low! And they said it couldnt be done. The articles original title was What Gemma wore[maybe].
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@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
A new low! And they said it couldnt be done. The articles original title was What Gemma wore[maybe].
I can quite unequivocally say I did not gear up for the wedding of the year. I suspect I'm not alone in that regard.
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and suggest she wore a wedding dress. Possibly white.
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@No-Quarter do you think Gemma will penalise Richie for coming in from the wrong side tonight?
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@jegga if Richie still has the old magic she won't even know what happened until it's too late.
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@MN5 Yet again I think they are wildly overestimating the fucks that people might give about this event. Not to mention any article that claims EVERY SINGLE PERSON feels the same about something is moronic on a major level.
Also, the stalking of the venue and peeping over fence reporting is just gross.