Aussie Cricket
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@NTA you owe me a monitor, i just punched a hole in mine.
Just look at that piston wristed gibbon. A fucking white polo (I am a cricketer, look at me) a fucking grey zip-up cotton jacket, fucking chinos, with his legs crossed. The whole picture just screams "i am a massive, massive tool"
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@mariner4life can only cross your legs like that if you have nothing between them!
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@taniwharugby said in Aussie Cricket:
@mariner4life can only cross your legs like that if you have nothing between them!
because he's just all c*nt
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Haterz gonna hate.
If only I was big enough a fluffybunny to retaliate with pictures of Australian success, like @mariner4life did with McCaw on another thread...
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@MajorRage said in Aussie Cricket:
Great cricketer, but SBW has never fucked my wife in a toilet.
BOOOOOM!!
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Day 1 of Aus v Pakistan
Aus win the toss and bat. Cruising in the first session, 70/0 after 23.
Now in the 27th it's 75/2 after Warner and Khawaja both go in quick succession.
Cricinfo suggesting there was fuck all on offer for the bowlers on the first arvo.
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Watched a bit of it while "working" from home. Not much through the air. Bit off the seam.
Not sure what the fuck the leg spinner was supposed to do with that field, then realised it relied on a stupid, wristy shot from someone like The Waj to prove him right.
Anyway, Renshaw has a fucking great temperament and Smith is seeing it like a melon. Still a tiny bit there for the bowlers, but they'll have to earn it until the lights come on, when it might hoop around a bit.
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Well, Pakistan will rue dropping Smith earlier in the day. While he has to get back into the groove this afternoon, there are a few morning showers around Brisvegas which might help with the swing side of things on a ball that is only 10 overs old.
Both Renshaw and Hanscomb are flipping the bird at the older heads in Australian cricket right now, having made this cricket thing look fairly easy against South Africa and now Pakistan, and neither attack are composed of mugs.
2 wickets and 80-odd runs in the first session, 1 wicket and 90-odd in the second, and 0 for 100+ in the third.
If things continue this way, it looks ominous for the tourists. Starc and Hazlewood, under lights, with a new ball tonight. Hmmm...
Still, the Pakistan team has some good pace bowling and a decent spinner, and just need to get their planning together to cause a quick collapse and chase less than 400 for a first innings lead.
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Steve Smith may look like an ugly lesbian, with a shit technique (he fucking bats like he's playing in the back yard) but he's a freak. Scores fuckloads, can effortlessly play all 3 formats. The best bat in the world.
