Ultimate NPC: - Tasman

[Crucial]

@Gunner said in Ultimate NPC: - Ta$man:

Are Ta$man allowed to open the cheque book for this competition?

I will be asking for Credit Card details

[Tim]

Ta$man's squad MVP and captain:

[Chris B.]

Just get better, you sooks.

Here's the Ta$man team - we don't need to deal in fantasies.

Send your old men out to be smashed!

[Tim]

@Chris-B Surely there's been some mistake? Most of the players I see on there are from the North Island.

[Chris B.]

@Tim On closer inspection you'll find they're all tattooed with "The Mark of the Shark"!

[sparky]

@Chris-B said in Ultimate NPC: - Ta$man:

Just get better, you sooks.

Here's the Ta$man team - we don't need to deal in fantasies.

Send your old men out to be smashed!

This and then add Shannon Frizell, Sevu Reece and Mark Telea.

[Chris B.]

And which funny bastard fucked with my avatar??!!

I have a new one, now. Well, I thought I did, but I can't seem to get rid of this one!

[Hooroo]

@Chris-B said in Ultimate NPC: - Ta$man:

And which funny bastard fucked with my avatar??!!

I have a new one, now. Well, I thought I did, but I can't seem to get rid of this one!

Mwhhaaaa ha ha ha haaaaa.

Wasn't me though!

[Crucial]

With all that cash you could try and buy a new avatar.

[Chris B.]

@Crucial I'm not that easy of a target for the Russians - well, I hope not!

[Crucial]

@Chris-B said in Ultimate NPC: - Ta$man:

@Crucial I'm not that easy of a target for the Russians - well, I hope not!

I'm not Russian.
(Maybe Polish, but not Russian)

Certain admins may provide you with a pre-filled bank deposit form though.....

[Snowy]

The Fern's very own Putin @Chris-B .

Made me laugh though. Rummage around you will find the answer.

[Chris B.]

@Snowy I assumed it was someone reasonably powerful, who can treat my account like the NZX.

I'm guessing someone whose name begins with D or K. Might throw an I and C into that equation as well!

[Chris B.]

OK - even though the team above has proven that it can smash anything and everything any of the other provinces can put on the park, I'll indulge in a little fantasy.

15 Leon MacDonald (Sorry @Shark - we're taking Marlborough players. You can have Fergie McCormick, so that Brian Ford can run around him again!).
14 Will Jordan
13 Kieron Fonotia
12 David Havili
11 Brian Ford
10 Marty Banks
9 Kahn Fotualií

8 Jordan Taufua
7 Shane Christie
6 Liam Squire

5 Brad Thorn
5 Ali Williams
5 Chris Jack

OK
5 Pari Pari Parkinson
4 Quinten Strange

3 Tyrel Lomax
2 Andrew Makalio
1 Kane Hames

[Snowy]

@Chris-B I preferred the other avatar. Something a bit, well, gloaty, about that one.

The business model might be a bit off too. You do know that it is cheaper to just pay the ref than the players?

[Chris B.]

@Snowy I can still only see the hand with the money.

Are you seeing Dave with the Cup?

[Snowy]

@Chris-B Sadly yes.

Hopefully @Duluth has given you that for life. A gloating punishment.

If you ever get a shield challenge...and win...just, fuck.

[Chris B.]

@Snowy Fuck - he might have set it up so that only I get that hand.

It won't go away - it's like something out of Macbeth!

I'm somewhat amazed that we didn't finally get a Shield Challenge scheduled this year - against All Blacks-stacked Canterbury!!!

As it is, Covid will potentially even rob us of an easy repeat! (Whomever has Richie Moúnga wins IMO).

[Snowy]

@Chris-B Actually covid could make the best "NPC" ever. Teams are already locked in I think (you can't buy anymore players) so bring it on.

Gonna be fun.

[Chris B.]

@Snowy There will never be a better NPC than 2019!