Blokes Haircuts
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Milk" data-cid="601217" data-time="1469765908">
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<p>I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches.<strong> I can do 1000 now. </strong></p>
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<p>Is that all?</p> -
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="MN5" data-cid="601227" data-time="1469769521">
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<p>Can you lend me the new Robert Palmer tape when you're done with it ?</p>
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<p>Never actually mentioned in the <em>book</em>.</p> -
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Tim" data-cid="601230" data-time="1469770073">
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<p>Never actually mentioned in the <em>book</em>.</p>
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<p>I've got the book somewhere, really must get round to reading it.</p>
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<p>I bet Pat Bateman spends a fortune on haircuts.</p> -
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Nepia" data-cid="600512" data-time="1469570904"><p>
Ah, the old you "protest too much" to deflect - don't worry, going by the responses above on this second page you're in good company with your overpriced metrosexual haircuts!<br><br>
My flatmate uses a hair dryer every morning, it's weird, for a refugee, (don't worry he's one of the good ones the west likes, Palestinian rather than Syrian) he's the biggest princess around.</p></blockquote>
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You should inform the Israelis of that. Tell them their tactics are all wrong and that instead of bombing them they should take all their hairdryers. They'll fold within a week. -
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Milk" data-cid="601217" data-time="1469765908">
<p>I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.</p>
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<p>It rubs the lotion on or it gets the hose again</p>
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="mariner4life" data-cid="601171" data-time="1469753245">
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<p>what i think i look like when I'm heading to bed in my boxers</p>
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<p><img src="http://www.nzgirl.co.nz/wp-content/uploads/gallery/jockey-fathers-day/jockey-s7-210312-308_a_hr.jpg" alt="jockey-s7-210312-308_a_hr.jpg"></p>
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<p>and, given the reaction i get, what i must actually look like</p>
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<p><img src="http://www.thebigredguide.com/images/moreimages/news_mar09/Saint-Gobain-OneSuitPro-220.jpg" alt="Saint-Gobain-OneSuitPro-220.jpg"></p>
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<p>As to this, I laughed out loud at work too....just showed Mrs tr and she laughed and said isn't it comforting others have the same issues.... </p> -
A guy at work made the mistake of telling us he puts talcon powder on his balls every night before he goes to bed. The guy is a cross eyed midget, like we didn't already have enough material to use on him.
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="taniwharugby" data-cid="601239" data-time="1469773068">
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<p>It rubs the lotion on or it gets the hose again</p>
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<p>As to this, I laughed out loud at work too....just showed Mrs tr and she laughed and said isn't it comforting others have the same issues.... </p>
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<p>Wrong movie TR</p> -
<p>nope, I wasnt referencing that movie, was just the content of the quote</p>
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<p>I cautiously put my head through the door of this thread before backing out silently, but then I just had to go back, although this makes me feel a little sordid.</p>
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<p>I spend the ridiculous sum of £8 at the barber and this does not entail any scalp massage, coffee, beer and only very occasionally some big tits. I have of course spent considerably more, rather bizarrely as my forehead got larger until common sense prevailed. You cannot polish a turd sprung to mind and the scales fell from my eyes. So £8 a pop it is.</p>
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<p>I do own a bathrobe and think a smoking jacket would look good but am told this would be pretentious, particularly as I do not smoke.</p>
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<p>I find that external moisturisers do not sit comfortably with me and prefer to moisturise internally though the application of beer and wine on a regular basis. However I am yet to see the benefits of said regimen. I am prepared to give it some considerable time though.</p> -
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<p>You should inform the Israelis of that. Tell them their tactics are all wrong and that instead of bombing them they should take all their hairdryers. They'll fold within a week.</p>
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<p>Actually, I think that will just set off another intifada. </p>