Bogans with kids
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@taniwharugby said in Bogans with kids:
@booboo haha, pretty sure NZ rules would exclude some of them?
So, you name your kid Arson, or was it a typo with the 'S' and 'A' next to one another?
I-Am, Abcde, WTF
Setting them up to fail, or emancipate themselves?
Yeah God, Emperor/Empress, Sirprince etc
Classic "Boy called Sue" moment with Babyboy ...
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@snowy said in Bogans with kids:
@dogmeat said in Bogans with kids:
Sergio Garcia's new daughter's named after a golf hole...
So now you made me do it and look up golf hole names that might be appropriate for a girl.
Some favorites that fit in this thread:
Pink dogwood
Flowering peach
Carolina cherry
RedbudThat is just from Augusta. There were some acceptable ones but no good for a bogan thread.
Haha one of my local courses has a holed one called 'Westward Ho'
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@jk said in Bogans with kids:
@snowy said in Bogans with kids:
@dogmeat said in Bogans with kids:
Sergio Garcia's new daughter's named after a golf hole...
So now you made me do it and look up golf hole names that might be appropriate for a girl.
Some favorites that fit in this thread:
Pink dogwood
Flowering peach
Carolina cherry
RedbudThat is just from Augusta. There were some acceptable ones but no good for a bogan thread.
Haha one of my local courses has a holed one called 'Westward Ho'
Probably named after the North Devon town Westward Ho! (Note exclamation mark), which is the site of the oldest golf course in England.
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@catogrande pretty sure it's like the only place name in the world or something to have an exclamation mark isn't it?
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@bones said in Bogans with kids:
@catogrande pretty sure it's like the only place name in the world or something to have an exclamation mark isn't it?
As far as I know.
The golf course, Royal North Devon, is an old fashioned links course and it is like what playing on the surface of the moon must be like. There's one par 5, short due to the prevailing wind being a bastard that actually plays like a par 3 if the wind ever blows the other way.
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A local school has a child named Anarchy enrolled.
This is article is a bit awkward, why to they invent these names for their offspring
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Jaxxyn
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=12137314
Forget about the cyclist, the police should be looking to prosecute the parents for inflicting cruelty through name
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@crucial said in Bogans with kids:
Jaxxyn
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=12137314
Forget about the cyclist, the police should be looking to prosecute the parents for inflicting cruelty through name
Because 1 X isn’t quite bogan enough for this future wife beater/meth dealer/Ford owner/synthetic canabis statistic..
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@crucial said in Bogans with kids:
Jaxxyn
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=12137314
Forget about the cyclist, the police should be looking to prosecute the parents for inflicting cruelty through name
.....and relaxin....
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@taniwharugby said in Bogans with kids:
@mn5 what are your thoughts on Psamm, I reckon that could catch on?
Oh that’s good .
I had to keep a straight face this morning while my labourer apologised for not coming in yesterday because he had to look after his nephew Jondelle .
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@taniwharugby said in Bogans with kids:
@mn5 what are your thoughts on Psamm, I reckon that could catch on?
No where near as cool as Wain
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Looc is one of the best names I've seen (cool backwards).
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@crucial said in Bogans with kids:
Jaxxyn
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=12137314
Forget about the cyclist, the police should be looking to prosecute the parents for inflicting cruelty through name
Maybe I need more of a life outside of this forum, but this thread was the first thing I thought of when I read that story this morning.
Actually, there's no "maybe" about it.
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@sammyc said in Bogans with kids:
@jegga said in Bogans with kids:
Met a kid called Khenn this week , his parents spelled it that way to avoid him being mocked about Barbie and Ken .
He told me it didn’t work .
I met a guy recently called Jeph (Jeff). just ridiculous.
This was his surname, he showed me his drivers license as proof .
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@sammyc said in Bogans with kids:
@jegga said in Bogans with kids:
Met a kid called Khenn this week , his parents spelled it that way to avoid him being mocked about Barbie and Ken .
He told me it didn’t work .
I met a guy recently called Jeph (Jeff). just ridiculous.
Jeff or Jeph, either way it’s not the correct way to spell such a magnificent name..