Bad/Lame Jokes

[MiketheSnow]

[MiketheSnow]

[MN5]

“I’m sorry” and “I apologise” mean exactly the same thing……

Except when you’re at a funeral

[No Quarter]

I asked my daughter to pass me the phone book.

She laughed at me, called me a dinosaur, and handed me her iPhone.

So anyway… now the spider is dead, the iPhone is broken, and my daughter is really unhappy

[MN5]

I was arguing with this guy who said he was a really famous singer in the 1980s.

I didn’t believe him but he was adamant

[Victor Meldrew]

[Bones]

[MN5]

Everyone in the 80s listening to music on boom boxes.

That's a bit of a stereotype.

[nostrildamus]

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

I didn’t believe him but he was adamant

I heard Marvel used his bones to make Wolverine. There must be something inside.

[Victor Meldrew]

[scribe]

A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.

Archaeologists believe it to be the Pharaoh Roche.

[Bones]

FRENCH PERSON:

I've got four twenties, ten and nine problems and the way my language counts is one of them.

[MN5]

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

FRENCH PERSON:

I've got four twenties, ten and nine problems and the way my language counts is one of them.

But a bitch ain't one ?

[Bones]

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

FRENCH PERSON:

I've got four twenties, ten and nine problems and the way my language counts is one of them.

But a bitch ain't one ?

You are not my problem.

[Catogrande]

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

FRENCH PERSON:

I've got four twenties, ten and nine problems and the way my language counts is one of them.

But a bitch ain't one ?

You are not my problem.

But he is your bitch?

Or am I missing something?

[MN5]

@Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

FRENCH PERSON:

I've got four twenties, ten and nine problems and the way my language counts is one of them.

But a bitch ain't one ?

You are not my problem.

But he is your bitch?

Or am I missing something?

He's clearly the one on heat

[Bones]

@Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Or am I missing something?

Somethings.

[Catogrande]

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Or am I missing something?

Somethings.

This is sounding more and more like a story i don't want to hear.

[Catogrande]

So I asked the woman in the library if they had that book about Pavlov’s dogs and Schrodinger’s cat. She said it rings a bell but she’s not sure if it’s in or not.

No fucking help whatsoever.

[nostrildamus]

@Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

No fucking help whatsoever.

Absolutely. Always a good idea, these days, to not touch the serving staff .