Bad/Lame Jokes
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
Probably not, I don't do subtle.
That can be fixed for you.
I'm not sure which of the 4 versions of this post I like best.
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What do you call the sweat produced when rednecks are having sex?
Relative humidity...
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@NTA Why do Rednecks get confused between food and sex?
Pumpkin.
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First off, THANK YOU EVERYONE for your concern 🙏
I'm ok, just a bit shaken up, but l'll be ok.
For those of you who don't know what happened, I was robbed yesterday morning at the petrol station filling up the van.
I gathered myself together, my hands were still shaking, I was dizzy and I honestly think I was in shock. My money was gone.
I called the police, they were fantastic and called for medical assistance as my blood pressure was through the roof. The police asked me if I knew who did it, and I told them "Yes, it was pump number 4 ” ⛽️ -
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@RoninWC I didn't know things had got that desperate in drought ravaged outback Australia.
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@Machpants or good staying power?
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Did you hear the joke about the robot ? ...he pulled himself to pieces & shot his bolt.
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Might have posted this b4 - (saw it in a movie)
Why does Noddy wear a blue (thanks Catogrande) hat with a golden bell on the end of it?
Because he's a c-unt
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Why are so many French roads tree-lined?
So the German army can march in the shade.
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@Frank said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
Might have posted this b4 - (saw it in a movie)
Why does Noddy wear a green hat with a golden bell on the end of it?
Because he's a c-unt
Fake news. Noddy wears a blue hat. He is a fluffybunny though.
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Where did Luke Skywalker go to after Darth Vader cut off his hand?
The second hand store.
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@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
Where did Luke Skywalker go to after Darth Vader cut off his hand?
The second hand store.
Usually I have your back on here but even I have my limits.
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Q: What’s brown and sticky?
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@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
Where did Luke Skywalker go to after Darth Vader cut off his hand?
The second hand store.
Usually I have your back on here but even I have my limits.
It's supposed to be bad/lame. It's a dads joke for the ages.
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@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
Where did Luke Skywalker go to after Darth Vader cut off his hand?
The second hand store.
Usually I have your back on here but even I have my limits.
It's supposed to be bad/lame. It's a dads joke for the ages.
I can’t fault that logic
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
Q: What’s brown and sticky?
A: A stick.Q: What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A: A stick.I am also reminded of telling a lame joke where I was rudely interrupted. The said joke was “what is brown and sounds like a bell? Dunnng!” This bloody Karen shouted out the punchline before I’d even finished the joke so I countered with:
What’s brown and sounds like a fluffybunny?
A brown fluffybunny.
Not very funny but it did shut her up.
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@Catogrande it might have been the white pointy hat which shut her up
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@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@Catogrande it might have been the white pointy hat which shut her up
Are you accusing me of being KKK? Well at least they made the trains run on time. Wait no. That was another of my heroes.
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@Catogrande I'm assuming she was brown 😁
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@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@Catogrande I'm assuming she was brown 😁
She was certainly a fluffybunny
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What key does R Kelly write his music in ?
A minor.
