All Black Coach - Ian Foster
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@mariner4life said in [Poll] Next All Black Coach:
@Chris-B said in [Poll] Next All Black Coach:
Filling out my application right now.
I can't be arsed going to practices, so I'm going to be way ahead of the curve - a cyber-coach - doing everything via keyboard including tactics devised devised using Jonah Lomu Rugby and a bit of cross disciplinary Fortnite.
Rieko is my captain!
Apparently I need a team - so I need an Ass Coach and there's doubtless plenty of candidates here. No way are you getting the "istant" to go with that though!
me and @jegga are your prime ass coach candidates.
Good work on the Hawt girls thread?
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@Chris-B said in [Poll] Next All Black Coach:
@taniwharugby said in [Poll] Next All Black Coach:
@Chris-B team selections will be easy...do a poll, sweet!
Ahh - the answer to a testing interview question....
Q. Mr. B. - How will you lift Akira Ioane to All Black standard.
A. I won't need to. Blues fans will vote for him regardless!
how easy will post game pressers be?
Mr B, the decision to include x was a strange one, and doesn't appear to have worked. What was the thinking there?
A. Dunno mate, you'll have to ask the cantab voting block.
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@mariner4life Even easier - because I won't be there.
Couldn't think of anything worse after a defeat!
I guess I could reply from my keyboard - "GFYS Andrew!"
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@mariner4life said in [Poll] Next All Black Coach:
@Chris-B said in [Poll] Next All Black Coach:
Filling out my application right now.
I can't be arsed going to practices, so I'm going to be way ahead of the curve - a cyber-coach - doing everything via keyboard including tactics devised devised using Jonah Lomu Rugby and a bit of cross disciplinary Fortnite.
Rieko is my captain!
Apparently I need a team - so I need an Ass Coach and there's doubtless plenty of candidates here. No way are you getting the "istant" to go with that though!
me and @jegga are your prime ass coach candidates.
Iβm confident I can rise to the challenge
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@Bovidae said in [Poll] Next All Black Coach:
Which one of you fellas identifies as a Maori or PI?
for a sweet NZRU paycheck I'll identify as whatever the hell you want me to
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@mariner4life That's the spirit!
If AIG want us they're going to have to pay - and in hard currency - cash, small used bills!
I'm fleshing out the manifesto.
I think the whole culture should be driven by accountability - and the philosophy that, "It's the players who play the game".
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@Chris-B said in [Poll] Next All Black Coach:
@mariner4life That's the spirit!
If AIG want us they're going to have to pay - and in hard currency - cash, small used bills!
I'm fleshing out the manifesto.
I think the whole culture should be driven by accountability - and the philosophy that, "It's the players who play the game".
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@mariner4life said in [Poll] Next All Black Coach:
how easy will post game pressers be?
Could adopt the Movie thread scoring.
"I'd rate him 3.5 annoying halfbacks out of 5 showponying hookers" or shorthand 3.5 Marshalls / 5 Fitzy's.
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@Bovidae said in [Poll] Next All Black Coach:
Some candidates might only be interested in being the head coach at this stage of their career while others could be prepared to park their ego at the door and look at the bigger picture. Think back to 2003/2004 when Henry assembled a "dream team" with 2 assistants who had previously been the head coach of international teams themselves. If everything falls into place the assistant would be a good chance to succeed the head coach as Hansen did. The big unknown is whether some of the names mentioned in the press could work together because they all have their own personalities and ideas, and we don't really know if there is any history between them.
They're currently saying on Radiosport that an invitation to apply has been sent to 26 coaches - with an implication that they're all New Zealanders (though I might have misinterpreted that bit). Stuff confirming:
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@Crucial said in [Poll] Next All Black Coach:
As much as I can see that the negatives around Fozzie arenβt nearly as big as some make out and that he may be in a strong place to put together a good coaching unit I am also beginning to think that, given the player rebuilding situation this may also be a good opportunity to refresh the hereditary situation that has developed.
Having continuity is great but eventually it gets more and more difficult to get fresh ideas from the same group.
The last group showed a fixation on beating the rush defence because they wanted to continue an attacking style of their creation. In doing that they gambled on ignoring some key RWC knockout lessons around experienced heads.
Maybe a new dynasty can be created and this is the prime opportunity to start it?
Much depends on the running matesI get that the appointment of a new head coach is now like a package deal and appears to be a key factor in determining a successful applicant.
However Iβm not sure it should lend so much weight given when there are changes to an assistant mid-cycle, who is brought in has no bearing on the head coachβs position/contract does it?
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26 coaches!
Ian Foster
Scott Robertson
Tony Brown
Dave Rennie
Warren Gatland
The guy who coaches U10s at the local club
Bob the Builder
Maureen Mike's mumCan't think of any more.
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I'd be pretty sure expat coaches like Cotter, Haig, Crowley, maybe Penney etc are in that list of 26. But at 26 names, you start to wonder if Hammett and Gibson are there too!
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I'd think anyone who's coached Super rugby in recent times - as well as various international coaches....
Ian Foster
Warren Gatland
Joe Schmidt
Wayne Smith
Dave Rennie
Jamie Joseph
Vern Cotter
Leon MacDonald
Tana Umaga
John Kirwan
Pat Lam
Colin Cooper
John Plumtree
Chris Boyd
Mark Hammett
Razor Robertson
Todd Blackadder
Robbie Deans
Aaron Mauger
Tony Brown
Gordon Tietjens
Milton Haig
Steve Jackson
Wayne Pivac
Darryl Gibson
Brad Thorn
Jono Gibbes
Simon MannixIs that 28?
Edit: John Mitchell
Kieran Crowley
Rob Penney -
Don't think John Mitchell has been approached. The job ad specifically says the NZRU are looking for the best and not a journeyman.
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so is that coaching panel appointed to ensure Fozzie doesnt just walk it, or just appear that way if he gets the gig?
At this rate, they wont be done by Xmas!!