Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****
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<p>Jeez how the fuck have I missed this thread ?</p>
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<p>But yeah, interested to see how things pan out. The EU stuff has to be approved by Lucas and in that I believe Luke does in fact turn to the dark side. Mark Hamill and Carrie Fisher both look like hammered shit but Harrison has aged pretty well and Chewie, threepio and R2 will be hidden in suits. Problem solved.</p>
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<p>I'm going through a cool phase of watching the first six with MN5 jrs ( 4 and 6 ) and warding off all sorts of questions. I think the most vexing is when Obi Wan says to Luke ( in ep 4 ) that "your father wanted you to have this".....I may have missed it but in between dismembering him and leaving him to burn I don't recall Obi Wan saying "Oh by the way Annie, your sabre still works fine, want me to give it to your unborn kid?" "Yeah good idea, the sabre had cauterized my wounds but I'm still burning up, have you got any aloe vera?"</p>
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<p>They're also disappointed that Obi Wan and Yodes didn't have another crack at the Emperor instead of fucking off to bumfuck shit hole planets ( Dagobah, seriously ???? )</p>
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<p>I'd really love to see some compelling bad guys ( Darth Maul, Count Dooku, Grievious and Jango Fett were awesome additions, lets hope for more ) equally compelling good guys ( Annie and Luke were both fucken whiny for such powerful beings ) cool ground battles to rival the Hoth battle ( but NOT cutesy Ewok battles ) and well.....I wanna see a movie I can get fucken excited about and take the boys to. A bit of pressure on Disney, hope then can do it.....</p>
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<p>Obi Wan spent most of his time lying to Luke ("what I told you was true, from a certain point of view....").</p>
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<p>Have seen quotes from Lucas that he thought Luke turning to the dark side was a stupid idea. The whole EU stuff is just a money spinner, one step away from fan fiction. The best thing about the new films is this stuff is relegated to alternate history.</p>
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<p>I have high hopes for the Boba Fett film, and the rumoured Han Solo film too.</p> -
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<p>one step away from fan fiction. </p>
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<p>Dirty, dirty fan fiction. There is some sick stuff out there - not just Star Wars either.</p> -
<p>There was some good stuff in the EU. Stuff that tied in really well. I used to read a bit of it but lost interest toward the NJO stuff as IMO it started to get silly and off track. there was also a lot of revisiting eras already well covered for the sake of it.</p>
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<p>Yeah a Boba Fett movie in particular would be cool. Seeing him for the first time was awesome, for some reason he just seemed so cool, Lucas himself admitted he'd have more screen time if he had his time again. I personally reckon him surviving the Sarlacc ( which apparently he did anyway ) and having a crack at Han again on Endor woulda been cool. After all his old man knew how to look after himself, no disgrace getting decapitated by one of the most powerful jedi ever....would also give Tem some much needed work too !</p>
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<p>Agree that Obi Wan did spin a bit of bullshit to Luke now I think about it. There's still a few annoying things that don't add up, I mean Dooku was a smart cookie, he MUST have known the Emp was lining up Annie as a replacement. There's only so much of that "dark side clouds everything" bullshit you can spin....</p>
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<p>I'm also a bit upset that Lando doesn't seen to feature. Watch the space batte in episode 6 again, his efforts in that were sensational.</p> -
<p>you nerds overthink this stuff faaar too much</p>
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<p>you nerds overthink this stuff faaar too much</p>
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<p>I don't think about it enough, MN5 jrs still vex me with questions.....</p>
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<p>latest one is how can DV force choke someone via a futuristic version of Skype ?</p>
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<p>More easy than verbal and written warnings I guess.</p> -
<p>This is not a game of who the fuck are you! </p>
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<p>I am Vader I can kill catering with a thought! </p> -
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I don't think about it enough, MN5 jrs still vex me with questions.....<br><br>
latest one is how can DV force choke someone via a futuristic version of Skype ?<br><br>
More easy than verbal and written warnings I guess.</p></blockquote>
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Oh fuck that would be awesome<br><br>
HR enters Lord Vaders office<br>
My lord, we've had a call from galactic fair work. Several employees have brought claims of workplace bullying; unfair dismissal; and forcing your religion on others. <br><br>
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<p>Yeah a Boba Fett movie in particular would be cool. ....</p>
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<p>One of my favourite cyberpunk authors is <a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K._W._Jeter'>K W Jeter</a>. He wrote a trilogy of Boba Fett novels in the late 90's that would make an excellent new spin off movie series</p> -
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<p>Yeah a Boba Fett movie in particular would be cool. Seeing him for the first time was awesome, for some reason he just seemed so cool, Lucas himself admitted he'd have more screen time if he had his time again. I personally reckon him surviving the Sarlacc ( which apparently he did anyway ) and having a crack at Han again on Endor woulda been cool. After all his old man knew how to look after himself, no disgrace getting decapitated by one of the most powerful jedi ever....would also give Tem some much needed work too !</p>
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<p>Agree that Obi Wan did spin a bit of bullshit to Luke now I think about it. There's still a few annoying things that don't add up, I mean Dooku was a smart cookie, he MUST have known the Emp was lining up Annie as a replacement. There's only so much of that "dark side clouds everything" bullshit you can spin....</p>
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<p>I'm also a bit upset that Lando doesn't seen to feature. Watch the space batte in episode 6 again, his efforts in that were sensational.</p>
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<p>And that shows Lucas just misses the point. Fett was cool because he was used so sparingly, and mysterious. Using him more just takes away from all of that, you don't need to know all the answers, or how the Force works, etc, etc</p> -
<p>So it looks like SW VII is going to be done in flashbacks (probably the only realistic way they can use Hamill, Ford and Fisher). It has been announced that Fisher's real life daughter (Billie Lourd) will be playing the young version of Leia. Looks like her too. Strap a couple of bagels to her head and you won't know the difference.</p>
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Crucial" data-cid="438655" data-time="1404183773"><p>So it looks like SW VII is going to be done in flashbacks (probably the only realistic way they can use Hamill, Ford and Fisher). It has been announced that Fisher's real life daughter (Billie Lourd) will be playing the young version of Leia. Looks like her too. Strap a couple of bagels to her head and you won't know the difference.<br>
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<p>she's 21 you fucking Puritan!</p>